I'll explain why in an edit.
Edit 1:
>Be me
>In highschool
>Ask b.net for advice
>Ask crush out
>Crush had a crush on me
>ohshiet.jpg
>Says yes
>victoryscream.mp4
>Relationship lasted a week and three days
>ripinpasta.png
>Drama ensues
>degrassi.wmv
>Gives gift on her birthday
>thisplanshouldwork.txt
>www.youtube.com/channel/epicfail
>Ex cries to counselor
>fml.gif
>Meeting is planned
>Girl doesn't want to have any contact with me whatsoever
>SSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTT.pdf
>Goes to b.net
>Creates this post
>floodhelpme.exe
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Put on Bilbo Bagging's ring...
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[u] [/u]
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Turn your fb to private
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Harry potters invisibility cloak of course!
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Try and get along without awkward shit, if that don't work, ignore her entire existence
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Cardboard Box
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Or you don't hide and the other person disappears [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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Duct-tape yourself to the ceiling.
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Kill whoever your hiding from. Works for me and you dont have to hide from a dead guy
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Don't be a bitch
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Kill someone and hide in their insides.
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Act... [spoiler]normal[/spoiler]
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We need to build a wall
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Too much use of the .jpeg/gif/whatever thing imo Anyway, killing yourself would probs work
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>tells op to grow up, it's high school.
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How did it last such a short time? I'm honestly not sure if I could intentionally -blam!- up a relationship that quickly. Did you like f*ck her dog or something? I don't get it :/
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My friend got accused of -blam!- and he stayed-you'll be fine
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Fake your death, flee the country and start a new life
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How tf did it only last a week!?
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Stop being a wuss and just go to school. You dont have to talk to the chick. Shit didnt work out. Too bad. Take it with some pride.
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Lol my phone is on private browse 24/7 for all the trolls who manage to trick me.
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Wear Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility
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Don't kill yourself
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A week and 3 days? You two must've grown [i]such[/i] a strong bond together within that week and 3 days. I cannot begin [i]to imagine[/i] the pain.[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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Cut open a tauntaun and stay there for a few days.
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Step 1: build a shack in the forest Step 2: wait Step 3: profit