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3/1/2016 3:57:44 AM
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->This Guy<- has the best wife ever!
So my wife was going to take me to a spa for a float tank aka sensory deprevation tank treatment for my birthday. I hear it is suppose to be extremely relaxing. Well the spa called today cancelling the appointment due to a construction site nearby emitting hazardous fumes. So they're temporarily closed. So instead, my wife got us two tickets to see the Mavs play the Magic tomorrow night! I love my wife! Best thing is that this will be my first Mavs game. I've been to several Rangers and Stars games, and one FC Dallas game. But never a Mavs game. This is gonna be great!
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Cool I'm also for the mavs go Novitzki!
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If she don't make good sammiches and give good bjs she ain't a good wife.
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No, I have the best wife ever. [spoiler]fight me about it. pro tip: i would win.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIm about to get married. She's a sugar mama so i think ill be fine.
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2 RepliesYou should have asked for a bj instead
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16 RepliesYour wife sounds cool, is she single?
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1 ReplyQ: Why are married women heavier than single women? [spoiler]A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThey are fun been several times and even way up high you still have a good time! Sounds like you got a keeper ;)
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Come on, OP, we know this is b8, we dont have wives here, we all have a waifu
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[i]*thanks the maker*[/i] #inb4anomaly
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Enjoy it bro
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Edited by Servanious: 3/1/2016 5:47:09 PM[quote]So my wife was going to take me to a spa for a float tank aka sensory deprevation tank treatment for my birthday. I hear it is suppose to be extremely relaxing. Well the spa called today cancelling the appointment due to a construction site nearby emitting hazardous fumes. So they're temporarily closed. So instead, my wife got us two tickets to see the Mavs play the Magic tomorrow night! I love my wife! Best thing is that this will be my first Mavs game. I've been to several Rangers and Stars games, and one FC Dallas game. But never a Mavs game. This is gonna be great! And then I woke up.[/quote] Fix'd
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Who's This Guy?
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Congrats on that..hope you have a great time
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Have fun. I hope to see Pistons vs OKC March 29. I miss Chauncey, Hamilton, and Wallace :'(
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How much?
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1 ReplyThose sensory things are a ripoff. I tried one and got really bored so I just started masturbating. Surprisingly it didn't burn. I expected it to because of all the salt.
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7 RepliesCool dude! Hope you have fun!
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My name is -->this guy<--
