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2/29/2016 2:56:44 AM
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I rejected my crush
Last Friday was just a usual day for me. I was walking to my English class, squeezing between other students in the halls. Suddenly a girl stops me. It took me only a second to realize it was my crush, the love of my life. She asked me if Id like to see a movie with her this weekend. I contemplated the offer, but in the end I rejected it. I kindly explained to her I already had a waifu and didn't need another woman on my life. I then explained the superiority of 2D women to their 3D counterparts and went on my way. Today I went to the film with my waifu. The girl, sad and alone, approached me. She forgave me for my rejection and then we had a glorious threesome of me and my 2D and 3D women
[spoiler]I'm really tired right now. I deserve to die for writing this post[/spoiler]
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What...............the hell
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What a shitpost
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Would it be against the rules if I told Lightning to kill himself? :/
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What is waifu?
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>girl asks me out >she expects me to pay >only have $70 >declined >dark souls 3 intensifies
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Top kek
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2D women master race
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That pic is priceless, with the kid staring at him in the background
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I'm sorry, we normal anime watchers must've let one loose by accident, we'll take care of the weeb
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I prefer Sunkist myself
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8 Replies>expected soda >was disappointed
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Lightning... We need to have a talk.
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Can i have a gallon of bleach?
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Feelsbadman
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One word [spoiler]whatthe-blam!-didijustread[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhat. The. Actual. Fuсk. I need bleach.
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Your loyalty is an inspiration to the rest of us.
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No waifu no laifu eh?
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1 ReplyYou retard. You had a perfect chance and didn't take it. I'd do a lot of things for my crush to ask me that.
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#MakeAmericaSteakAgain
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3 RepliesDear Trump, When you become ruler of the world will you please sentence all weebs to a lifetime of hard labor Thanks Trump
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u deed it
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2 RepliesHow are you able to walk with such huge balls weighing you down?!
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I dun get it.
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2 RepliesIt doesn't matter, your waifu is a slut
