You're an incalculably salacious libertine, and a catatonic dandruff-eating grudge-festering haggard
EDIT: I'm well aware you're impossible to offend. So how about best of 3? Your turn to offend me
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[quote]You're an incalculably salacious libertine, and a catatonic dandruff-eating grudge-festering haggard[/quote] Woah dude, don't you think you're taking this a bit too far?
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You are an indescribably minuscule simpleton and a maniacal air-polluting offensively uninspired malodorous half-wit.
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You are the most stale flying piece of amalgamate wheat with tomato blood and animal corpses.
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Nope. Sorry. Nothing.