{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by The Ham:
3/4/2016 2:07:32 AM
448
Reveal your true self
The Ham would like everyone to stop playing their gimmicks and ways for just a Moment to show their real selves. He will will start....
For starts, Im a 16 year old male. I'm fluent in English and French, and I am taking Calculus. That is in fact a picture of me. I am extremely underweight despite being under the alias of The Ham. By that I mean I'm only 134 pounds. 134 and 6 ft 4. I'm American and proud of it, and I hope to become an engineer. I play Soccer and I'm pretty good at it IMO. I'm quite frankly socially awkward and an introvert. My grades are decent. I have yet to achieve my license and don't plan to anytime soon. I'm fine not being able to drive. For now. My IQ is a fine 132, tested by a phycologist.
Take the time to post an actual selfie of your actual self and reveal your true colors. This is an opportunity for all of us to come out from the shadows and share our traits and personalities. This helped me with stress, and I'm sure it will for you all too.
Edit: http://imgur.com/a/y5sVG Link to proof selfie for those who don't believe that is actually a pic of The Ham.
Edit 2: Made Trending. Shout out to McAllieJoy for fighting through cancer! May you have the best of Luck!
Edit 3: Definitely my most popular thread thus far. There are a lot more teens than expected! A total of 1607 comments and replies, minus 19 of my own!
-
I still won't post a selfie because 1: I hate "selfie" 2: ugly af. But since people are revealing themsleves: 18 Male Overweight, haven't checked what in a while. But still able to be active without trouble as long as it isn't running. I could walk from one end of town to the other without trouble. Never done an IQ test, but in school I perform at or a bit above average, depending on subject. I suck at English as a subject; I love and generally do well in math. I am looking forward to going to University in September, I'm still deciding where. Canadian born and proud. I love the heavier side of music, ranging from rock to heavy metal. My main hobbies are gaming and anime. [spoiler]And no, I'm nowhere near a weeb.[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyI sexual identify as grape soda
-
2 Repliesno no no no no no please god nono
-
Edited by f3: 3/1/2016 1:46:33 AMhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WXFDiWgRlfc :D
-
2 RepliesEdited by TheCroatoan: 2/29/2016 10:02:43 PMI am a 14 year old male in 9th grade. I am 6 feet tall and weigh 190. I have acne. A deep voice. I wear the same thing everyday (I wash my clothes but I don't think a hoodies and jeans get dirty that fast). I am Asian. I am an Atheist. I wear glasses I took an online test and my IQ is about 110. I am by no means rich. My father is a delivery man. My mom is a tailor. I have a 4.0 GPA FOR NOW. My parents pressure me to do good in school. They can't help me. I don't want to go college. I hate school. I want to travel the world. I don't want a lot of money. I just want to be satisfied. I just want to be happy. I like science, engineering, and writing stories. I love playing games and binge watching Netflix. I don't like exercising. I have a fear of spiders, public speaking, and death. The peers say that I am an asshole but I think that's only because they don't like the way I am. I am very blunt. I am very adamant. I don't compliment people often. But at the end of the day I don't do anything wrong or bad. My darkest secret: My parents work their asses off so I can have a good successful future. My definition of "good and successful" future is different than theirs. I don't like spending time with them. They make me feel guilty. The worst part is that it is justified. You want me to reveal my true self? This is me. Not some picture.
-
5 RepliesEdited by Herakles: 3/6/2016 6:35:44 PMI'm 16 & 5'10. I love to play basketball by myself and with friends. I'm also bilingual & fluent in both languages. I started gaming when I was 3 & my first console was a PS1. My best subjects at school are English, Social Studies, & Phys Ed. I hate Math. Korean BBQ is the best food, hands down. I'm quite good at reading people & I can easily tell if they're lying or not. Someday, I'd like the opportunity to travel the world with some friends. [spoiler]My name is Lorenzo[/spoiler]
-
3 RepliesEdited by Servanious: 2/29/2016 10:08:12 PMI'm secretly a communist synth that thinks gun laws are the best thing since Jar Jar Binks and Destiny. [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] I also leave the toilet seat up every time I leave the bathroom stalls. [spoiler]My brain just tried to commit Sudoku after typing that out.[/spoiler]
-
If you want a close answer, ask some of the community carnage members... We have spoke over chat multiple times. They could give you an estimate.
-
I won't.
-
1 ReplyI'm a potato. I'm 666 years old. I grew up in soil, live in soil, eat nutrients from the soil, drink sunlight. I just grow my potatoes here and there. I'm a nice guy and I love playing with other potatoes. Although people always say they'll eat me, they never do. I love sitting down and doing nothing and I'm a sentinent being.
-
2 RepliesIm a 16 y.o Irish lad who is 6ft 2 ish and is right between being underweight and "normal" weight. [spoiler]I have elongated arms compared to people with a similar age and height. I have a VERY mathematical oriented mind. I got an A in Maths, a C in Irish, and 9 Bs in a big massive state exam I took when I was 15 (Junior Certificate its called). Would have done better but I "winged" every subject bar Irish. I am doing a thing right now called Transition Year (TY). Some say its a waste, but I essentially have an intership lined up from a massive company (SAP SE) that basically gives me free college. I speak English, understand all of Irish (cant speak it though), I am very good at Spanish, and I have to learn German for my next big state exam (Leaving Certificate) in 2 years in order to get that internship. I swim, and almost all of my PBs are very close to Olympic level. I also have a bronze level in water lifesaving.[/spoiler] Also I havent got my hair cut since Hallowe'en and my hair is now a bush.
-
No lie dude, you look like a -blam!-boy
-
1 ReplyI have nothing against homosexuals(i have a gay friend, and he is pretty cool), i hate racist people, no matter why they are racist, same about discrimination, im an atheist, but i do not have anything against non-extremists. I dont speak constantly when i use a mic and irl. Im 15, but i dont follow these social media trends. Im not gonna judge you if u have social problems or anything like that, u can actually talk to me personally about yourself and your life, without being bitched at. I've had a horrible childhood, so i know that the world isnt just school, joy, games etc. I could post more about myself but im too lazy :P So, do i sound like a nice person? XD
-
1 ReplyHi efywuj. Im DogChamp, en im fiv. I lik 2 daw picers uv mi dug en cet. I em far I gud eyt col uv dody, en hef a 0.1 KD. Mi fevurit culer iz rad, en I leyk et bycuz et iz cul. El tnu kuts un centerkerden lek my bcas I m 2 kul 4 scul.
-
I'm 22 and I currently live in south Texas. I work at a nature center so I do labor and attend to visitors. I don't attend parties or any kind of social events cuz I don't like being around people to much. I do have a gf but I'm surprised she is even with me for 5 years even though I annoy the crap out of her. When I'm not working I'm with my gf and when I'm not with my gf I'm with my friends trying to record for our channel. We mostly upload for fun.
-
2 RepliesYeah, this is me. I'm kinda introverted, I'm 17, 18 in three weeks, and I've got a few months left of High School until I graduate. Basically on free time I read comics, play guitar, play lots of video games, and listen to music. I live in America, and heck if I know what I'm gonna do for a living. I have a few ideas but I haven't settled with one yet.
-
20 RepliesEdited by Altarisian: 2/28/2016 11:39:01 PMYeah I'm basically a goddess My cringey sisters tumblr is starsoot.tumblr.com feel free to browse it and feel sorry for me. I wish to pass in my sleep.
-
1 ReplySelf portrait
-
2 RepliesIts about time I get this off my chest! [spoiler]I am an attach chopper, post op![/spoiler] [spoiler]Did you really think you would get serious responses.[/spoiler]
-
Edited by tjustie: 3/2/2016 12:42:57 PMI'm a white guy.
-
1 ReplyEdited by airicmac: 2/29/2016 7:59:10 PMI'm a computer hacker, or I'd say I WAS a computer hacker. I was contacted by some people who said they were freedom fighters and that the reality I understood was just a computer simulation. Then this guy starts telling me I'm "the one" who can lead humanity to freedom and overthrow the machines. Here's a selfie I took: http://imgur.com/EWCAwE4
-
>expected rickroll >disappointed
-
Edited by VC Bookie: 2/29/2016 8:08:28 PMName is Rahjoot. Do not like atheist. God very good. Have 12 children. They smart. Like school. Married beautiful wife. Name Rahja. 44 years. Years old too. Please no judge.
-
2 RepliesEdited by Senor Crouch: 2/29/2016 4:00:22 AMWhat a curious thread, not sure there is a lot to "reveal" as I don't act too much differently between the physical and virtual realms, but whatever I'll participate for the fun of it: I'm a curious nerd at heart with a lust for knowledge and understanding. I'm a semi-extroverted (hey man, Myers-Briggs said I'm basically half introverted, half extroverted, don't ask me) male with a knack for spelling, articulation, creativity, and imagination. I'm as much a video gamer as I am a furry (#InB4Trigger). I can take any mundane object or event in life and weave a fictional, fantastical tale from it. A minor hobby of mine is to analyze the human psyche. A handy little hobby which allows me to basically trigger people at will...if I so choose, but that's not how I roll. I'm a rather kind-hearted fellow who would rather avoid negativity. At the age of 26, I have a deep rooted philosophy on how to live my life: "To have the heart of a child, but the mind of an old wise man."
-
http://m.imgur.com/scsXDiv
-
2 RepliesI'm a janitor at a college even though I feel like I'm way smarter than the people that go there. Sometimes there will be these really hard math equations on the dry erase boards and I'll solve them
