Title says all. I'll go first
Whinny little kids
[spoiler]context: I was playing a match and a kid got salty from me using last word. He then messaged me saying I was a crappy player and that he was "better than me". I then stayed in the lobby and went against him. Continued to kill him and beat him and the salt grew. After the last message I just responded saying scoreboard and then blocked him.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Personal Favorites:
Red Christmas Lights!
Laggers at Top
Crappy sniper perks
Heavy salt inbound
Bullets through walls
Very slow campfest
Gun stops shooting
French fries b**ch
MIDA.... MIDA everywhere
Death by lag
Players can teleport?
Worst drops ever
BOOM head shot
Not for noobs
Quitters and quillums
Ridiculously bad teams
Banner of medallions
Solo players REKT
Pointless after update
Red bar gods
Fun but unrewarding
Waiting till Monday
Can't boop snoots
I just farted
Servers are vegetables
This is cancerous
No 320 gear
Damage referee nonexistent
My team sucks
No mercy rule
Last place legendary
Nothing but pain
Will add more as the list grows[/spoiler]
Edit 1: 70 replies guys. You all are awesome! Keep em coming cause most of these are hilarious.
Edit 2: 115 replies! Keep it going!
Edit 3: 200 replies. I can't even. We are trending!
Edit 4: I leave my phone for a few hours and I come back to almost 500 replies. Unbelievable!
Edit 5: I wake up to over 600 replies. TRIGGERED
Edit 6: 700 replies. You guys never cease to amaze me. If any of you are on PS3 and want to play (and are good XD) send me a friend request. GT is the same as my name above
Edit 7: almost 900 replies! Could we get this to 1000??? Maybe bungo will look at this and see what the community thinks of the current state pvp is in.
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Try ranged battle. [spoiler]dark souls players get it[/spoiler]
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Fun with friends
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Truth tracking sucks
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We've nearly lost *in a British accent
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God Damn Campers!!
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Dat lag tho
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-blam!- you RNG
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Did not play.
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Almost no lag. Played a ton of matches in hopes of getting a god roll sniper, but I only had one person lag and he was at the bottom of the scoreboard the whole time. He quit less than halfway through the match.
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2,5 kd nlb sidearm match!!! never thought id get a best around medal using that setup haha.
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Snipe camp fest
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People can't deathmatch
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Shotgun corner campers. Laggy red bars. Horrible reward system.
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Not playing it
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All red bars Lagging little sh*ts
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Last word sniper
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Camping little -blam!-ers
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Wank rewards again
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Lenny Is Life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Good fun with good friends ;-)
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I didn't play
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Edited by Arthror: 2/29/2016 11:10:09 AMTwelve red bars. Red snipers everywhere. Red bar cowards. Laggy as f*#& This time bungie used the red paint instead of the green. Now every single time a red bar is in the lobby, everybody gets some red too. Pure garbage.
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Everybody's dead Dave.
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HE ISNT DEAD?!?
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Pretty good fun
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Could've played Gears.