Title says all. I'll go first
Whinny little kids
[spoiler]context: I was playing a match and a kid got salty from me using last word. He then messaged me saying I was a crappy player and that he was "better than me". I then stayed in the lobby and went against him. Continued to kill him and beat him and the salt grew. After the last message I just responded saying scoreboard and then blocked him.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Personal Favorites:
Red Christmas Lights!
Laggers at Top
Crappy sniper perks
Heavy salt inbound
Bullets through walls
Very slow campfest
Gun stops shooting
French fries b**ch
MIDA.... MIDA everywhere
Death by lag
Players can teleport?
Worst drops ever
BOOM head shot
Not for noobs
Quitters and quillums
Ridiculously bad teams
Banner of medallions
Solo players REKT
Pointless after update
Red bar gods
Fun but unrewarding
Waiting till Monday
Can't boop snoots
I just farted
Servers are vegetables
This is cancerous
No 320 gear
Damage referee nonexistent
My team sucks
No mercy rule
Last place legendary
Nothing but pain
Will add more as the list grows[/spoiler]
Edit 1: 70 replies guys. You all are awesome! Keep em coming cause most of these are hilarious.
Edit 2: 115 replies! Keep it going!
Edit 3: 200 replies. I can't even. We are trending!
Edit 4: I leave my phone for a few hours and I come back to almost 500 replies. Unbelievable!
Edit 5: I wake up to over 600 replies. TRIGGERED
Edit 6: 700 replies. You guys never cease to amaze me. If any of you are on PS3 and want to play (and are good XD) send me a friend request. GT is the same as my name above
Edit 7: almost 900 replies! Could we get this to 1000??? Maybe bungo will look at this and see what the community thinks of the current state pvp is in.
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Load of shit
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Glad i didn't
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Ghost+Y Button
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Spawn, snipe, super.
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Finally rank 5 No more shader Still no drops
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Salty little boys
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 2/27/2016 11:36:23 PMNot enough Mida. [spoiler]Speaking of which, when do you folks suspect that we'll see the next weapon patch? It's bound to happen eventually and it's either gonna be a round of buffs, weapons sent off to the [i][b]nerf[/b][/i] chopping block or even a mix of both. I just want to see scouts, pulse and auto legendaries getting a buff. Handcannon legendaries would be nice too.[/spoiler]
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Misadventures are back 1000 mida terminus Thorn of passing Epic sweaty matches One v 6 No mercy rule Fireteams versus randoms Rage is real Talking peregrine greaves Shoulder charge galore
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Only fun left
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Need more drops
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My time wasted Pour some vodka
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Full of pointless
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Shot through wall
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Gots me boots
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Where'd you go?
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Felwinters lag [spoiler]2 words I win[/spoiler]
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Mainly green bars
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No good rewards
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Te Les To
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Surprise mutha f*cker! (For context it's what I say when I surprise shotgun hard scoping snipers, it's happened a lot)
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I Keep Dying
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Fun Frustrating and loquacious.
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Less than satisfying
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French fries bitch
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really -blam!-ing fun!
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Mida...Mida Everywhere