Title says all. I'll go first
Whinny little kids
[spoiler]context: I was playing a match and a kid got salty from me using last word. He then messaged me saying I was a crappy player and that he was "better than me". I then stayed in the lobby and went against him. Continued to kill him and beat him and the salt grew. After the last message I just responded saying scoreboard and then blocked him.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Personal Favorites:
Red Christmas Lights!
Laggers at Top
Crappy sniper perks
Heavy salt inbound
Bullets through walls
Very slow campfest
Gun stops shooting
French fries b**ch
MIDA.... MIDA everywhere
Death by lag
Players can teleport?
Worst drops ever
BOOM head shot
Not for noobs
Quitters and quillums
Ridiculously bad teams
Banner of medallions
Solo players REKT
Pointless after update
Red bar gods
Fun but unrewarding
Waiting till Monday
Can't boop snoots
I just farted
Servers are vegetables
This is cancerous
No 320 gear
Damage referee nonexistent
My team sucks
No mercy rule
Last place legendary
Nothing but pain
Will add more as the list grows[/spoiler]
Edit 1: 70 replies guys. You all are awesome! Keep em coming cause most of these are hilarious.
Edit 2: 115 replies! Keep it going!
Edit 3: 200 replies. I can't even. We are trending!
Edit 4: I leave my phone for a few hours and I come back to almost 500 replies. Unbelievable!
Edit 5: I wake up to over 600 replies. TRIGGERED
Edit 6: 700 replies. You guys never cease to amaze me. If any of you are on PS3 and want to play (and are good XD) send me a friend request. GT is the same as my name above
Edit 7: almost 900 replies! Could we get this to 1000??? Maybe bungo will look at this and see what the community thinks of the current state pvp is in.
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Broken ass Suncharge.[b][i][/i][/b] (Seriously. Heard so many good things about the perk and decided to use it. Only one situation where melee detection worked properly. Players in the midst of their super? Yeah, we're gonna let them destroy you while you do absolutely no damage with your fiery shoulder charge of doom. Sorry about that.)
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the red bar gods are watching
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[b][i][/i][/b]Broken ass Suncharge. (Not in the good way, either. Heard so many good things about the perk and decided to use it. Only one situation where melee detection worked correctly. Couldn't even SC players in the midst of their own supers and got annihilated as a result.)
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Still no thoughtcrime
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Mida multi tool
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No fun grind
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Better than past
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-blam!- -blam!- -blam!-
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So much lag
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Everyone's sniping montage
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Utterly unrewarding rewards
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Mida , Doctrine , Snipers
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Mida multi tool
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No good teams
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Same guns, lag
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Not worth it
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Loot based matchmaking Both are rubbish
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Sniped[spoiler]thats I need[/spoiler]
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Edited by DPJ: 2/28/2016 6:56:12 AMLoot drop shaft
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I have never gotten any hate messages ever. And I'm sure someone has to get pissed being kneed in the face all the time. But I never teabag so there's that.
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French class freshman year high school " look to the student to your right and use three words in French to describe them. I look right and say in English " Fat, Stupid, Butterteeth" Detention!
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Better than rift
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Sweaty ass matches
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Wait until Monday.
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No boop boop
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do better solo