Title says all. I'll go first
Whinny little kids
[spoiler]context: I was playing a match and a kid got salty from me using last word. He then messaged me saying I was a crappy player and that he was "better than me". I then stayed in the lobby and went against him. Continued to kill him and beat him and the salt grew. After the last message I just responded saying scoreboard and then blocked him.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Personal Favorites:
Red Christmas Lights!
Laggers at Top
Crappy sniper perks
Heavy salt inbound
Bullets through walls
Very slow campfest
Gun stops shooting
French fries b**ch
MIDA.... MIDA everywhere
Death by lag
Players can teleport?
Worst drops ever
BOOM head shot
Not for noobs
Quitters and quillums
Ridiculously bad teams
Banner of medallions
Solo players REKT
Pointless after update
Red bar gods
Fun but unrewarding
Waiting till Monday
Can't boop snoots
I just farted
Servers are vegetables
This is cancerous
No 320 gear
Damage referee nonexistent
My team sucks
No mercy rule
Last place legendary
Nothing but pain
Will add more as the list grows[/spoiler]
Edit 1: 70 replies guys. You all are awesome! Keep em coming cause most of these are hilarious.
Edit 2: 115 replies! Keep it going!
Edit 3: 200 replies. I can't even. We are trending!
Edit 4: I leave my phone for a few hours and I come back to almost 500 replies. Unbelievable!
Edit 5: I wake up to over 600 replies. TRIGGERED
Edit 6: 700 replies. You guys never cease to amaze me. If any of you are on PS3 and want to play (and are good XD) send me a friend request. GT is the same as my name above
Edit 7: almost 900 replies! Could we get this to 1000??? Maybe bungo will look at this and see what the community thinks of the current state pvp is in.
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Through the wall.
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Lose. Win. Repeat.
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This fn blows
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Edited by closetome1981: 2/28/2016 8:50:48 AMTeammates without accuracy [spoiler]count me in lol [/spoiler]
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Need weyorlans March
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Teammates without thumbs
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Really really fun
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Fun I guess
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"Fukc this sh!t" Followed quickly by: "Where's fallout 4" Followed even quicker by: "Nevermind, I'll sleep"
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-blam!-ed your mom
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Fun this time
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Laggy as -blam!-!
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Broken Matchmaking. ^only needed 2
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These guys again
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320 hand cannon
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Pretty good fun.
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Waste of time.
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Hit detection lol
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We had a fireteam of 6 and our opponent have a 6 man fireteam too. 1st match we won then 2nd and 3rd, apparently they were getting salty and started to tbag and other emotes so we started fighting too. We won 5 straight games then they left and started sending messeges like laggers, nubs and other stuff. I replied and said "you guys collected enough medalions?"
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Mida Last word
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Worst drops ever
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Fun but unrewarding. Rank 5 packages suck (that's a number not a word, loophole!) Worth every minute.
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Edited by Dezzie19: 2/28/2016 8:04:22 AMDidn't even bother.
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Bullet sponge kid.
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Hunter Salt Magnet.
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Broken ass Suncharge.[b][i][/i][/b] (Seriously. Heard so many good things about the perk and decided to use it. Only one situation where melee detection worked properly. Players in the midst of their super? Yeah, we're gonna let them destroy you while you do absolutely no damage with your fiery shoulder charge of doom. Sorry about that.)