'Morning flood.
Why not learn something today?
Or better yet teach someone something new!
I'm at work so what better to teach than PISTON ENGINES.
-piston engines operate in one of two modes, 2 stroke or 4 stroke configurations.
-the easiest way to remember the operation of an engine is
<suck, squeeze, bang, blow
-this also applies to turbine engines, though different in nature, due to lack of a crankshaft.
-2 stroke engines are known for higher RPM operation and 4 stroke engines are known for their outstanding torque, especially at mid to lower RPM ranges.
Questions?
Boom! You're smarter already.
Now, teach me something!
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Two essential life tips everyone should be aware of, but everyone I know has had to find out the hard way. 1. Never use "pleasure max" lube on lady parts. It deadens everything for a good couple of hours and could well lead to a very angry and frustrated lover. 2. Similarly never use peppermint body wash on lady parts or man parts. Sure it'll give a pleasant cooling sensation for all of 10 seconds, but it turns pretty quickly to feeling like you've just dipped your genitals into a vat of liquid nitrogen and it [i]burns[/i] like the fires of Hades. Heed these warnings people. I consider this my public service for the day.