I was pissing at a urinal during the second week of college and someone from my bio class came out from a stall behind me. College had just started, I hadn't really gotten to know anyone yet, but this guy decides it's the perfect time to strike up a conversation. He's standing slightly behind me, acting overly friendly (I hate strangers who act like you're bffs), while I'm taking a leak in a public bathroom with other people aroynd. Apparently my hesitation to answer his questions and one word replies weren't enough of a hint to go the -blam!- away.