Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I was pissing at a urinal during the second week of college and someone from my bio class came out from a stall behind me. College had just started, I hadn't really gotten to know anyone yet, but this guy decides it's the perfect time to strike up a conversation. He's standing slightly behind me, acting overly friendly (I hate strangers who act like you're bffs), while I'm taking a leak in a public bathroom with other people aroynd. Apparently my hesitation to answer his questions and one word replies weren't enough of a hint to go the -blam!- away.