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2/27/2016 11:18:05 AM
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[u][i]Lounge Room...[/i][/u]
[b]Suuz, or Aleks lies on a couch in the lounge room. He has a bra on his head like cat ears, and a pair of panties on his face like Bane's mask. The smell of alcohol seeps out of his mouth along with drool as his upper body lies over the edge of the couch, making him lay at a 90 degree angle. He also smells of smoke and food. A chocolate chip cookie is clenched in his right hand, and his gun in his left. [/b]
[spoiler]Open. [/spoiler]
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"I haven't slept for a while..."
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"Don't just let me."
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[b]He just stares at her with an empty, insane look in his blood red eyes.[/b]
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She ignores him and turns away.
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"Do you know why I'm like this?.... It's a sad tale...."
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"Tell me tomorrow."
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[b]He mumbles something as he falls over, and faceplants into the ground as he snores slightly. [/b]
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She sleeps.
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[b]He very happily does the same. [/b]
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[spoiler]End[/spoiler]
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"Well well, looks like somebody got paralytic" She takes a closer look as she approaches. "And then some"
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"Hungover...."
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"I can see that, let me get you some water, don't go anywhere"
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"Njeh...." [b]He pulls his scythe towards him after he stuffs the cookie in his mouth. He then uses the scythe to pull a bottle of Jack Daniels towards him, which he then opens up, and starts to chug it like his life depends on it. [/b]
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A hand stops the bottle and lowers it back down, she's back. "How about some water instead to alleviate that headache? Drink up lad"
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"Drink the hangover away..."
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"That's not how it works, drink water, the high and divine command thee"
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"Why am I wearing women's underwear on my head..."
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"Maybe it's a new trend?" she laughed. "Anywho, drink all these" She says as she places three water canteens on the ground next to him.
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"These panties smell..." [b]He moves the middle part of said panties to the side so that he can drink normally. He then grabs a water thing with a grip strong enough to cause cracks in the glass, but he ignores it, puts the thing to his mouth, and starts to chug away [/b]
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"This is why you don't drink without a buddy" She says removing the undergarments from his head.
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"Where did the underwear even come from..." [b]He mutters after emptying the tankard, and setting it down just hard enough to shatter the bottom.[/b] "Whoops... Can't feel my arms..."
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She hoists him back up on the couch. "Just sleep it off, we're gonna have a long chat about responsible drinking when you sober back up"
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"I am quite sober...."
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"Really now? What's the difference between a tomato and a potato?"
