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2/27/2016 11:18:05 AM
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[u][i]Lounge Room...[/i][/u]
[b]Suuz, or Aleks lies on a couch in the lounge room. He has a bra on his head like cat ears, and a pair of panties on his face like Bane's mask. The smell of alcohol seeps out of his mouth along with drool as his upper body lies over the edge of the couch, making him lay at a 90 degree angle. He also smells of smoke and food. A chocolate chip cookie is clenched in his right hand, and his gun in his left. [/b]
[spoiler]Open. [/spoiler]
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"WHAT IS THAT THING NEAR MY DICK."
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Tara shakes him out of his gunpowder trip.
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[b]He stares at her with very wide eyes. [/b] "You can get high on gunpowder... Whoa.... BUT WHAT'S THE WARM THING NEAR MY DIIIICK."
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"You wet yourself I think.
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"But I can't actually do that...."
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"Then I don't know."
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"You don't have any hands down there, do you?"
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She goes beet red and slaps him with both hands. "Does it LOOK like it!?"
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[b]He blocks both hands before swiftly kneeing her abdominal area. [/b] "BAD IDEA TO SLAP A DEMON HUNTER!"
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'OK ow!" She gets up. "You try to save someones life and they knee you in the stomach."
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"It was but self defense..."
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"Still." She sighs.
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 3/4/2016 11:27:07 PM"You tried to slap me... With two hands!"
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"You were being a pervert!"
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"I'm high on hormones! I literally have a thing that causes me to develop twice as many hormones!"
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She screams into a pillow.
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"I'm lucky that I'm not aroused at literally all times!"
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"Just try to control yourself in the room OK?"
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"Huh?..... Oh.... Oooooh.... In that way..... In that way, indeed...."
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"Yeah." She gets something out of a drawer. "I need a shower."
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"Whaaaaat did you just grab?" [b]He asks, bursting with curiousity as he does. [/b]
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She ignores him and goes into the bathroom, locking the door.
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"Oh really now?" [i]My curiousity will be sated....[/i] [b]He slowly pulls his phone out, and hits up Google before typing something about things women take into the bathroom. [/b] "HOLY SHIT, WHY THE -blam!- WOULD SHE DO THAT WHILE THERE'S A KID NEARBY, -blam!- THAT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD."
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"It was panties!" She yells from the bathroom.
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"YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?! DID GOOGLE LIE TO ME?!"
