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2/27/2016 11:18:05 AM
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[u][i]Lounge Room...[/i][/u]
[b]Suuz, or Aleks lies on a couch in the lounge room. He has a bra on his head like cat ears, and a pair of panties on his face like Bane's mask. The smell of alcohol seeps out of his mouth along with drool as his upper body lies over the edge of the couch, making him lay at a 90 degree angle. He also smells of smoke and food. A chocolate chip cookie is clenched in his right hand, and his gun in his left. [/b]
[spoiler]Open. [/spoiler]
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[b]He inhales deeply which makes him snort up some gunpowder which then makes him cough very wildly. [/b]
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"You OK?"
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[b]He wildly shakes his head as blood starts to mix with his saliva. [/b]
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"Crap!" She runs over and tries to help.
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[b]He rolls onto his back before repeatedly slamming a fist into his chest. The coughing eventually stops but now he has some fuсled up lungs to deal with.[/b]
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"Why did you do that!?"
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"Like I did it on purpose!"
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"Hit the grenade I mean!"
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"How else am I supposed to make bullets? I'm using the gunpowder to make bullets... And I tend to coat my scythe in it..."
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"OK but why did you do it at a point in time where you were laying on your back?"
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"I'm on my stomach..."
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"And I'm blind apparently."
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"Apparently..."
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] "Seriously though, you ok?"
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"As you might've noticed, I've been wheezing like crazy. My lungs are definitely busted..." [b]He says, heavily wheezing. [/b]
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"Let's vet you down to the medbay." She helps him up.
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"I'd rather become a cyborg..."
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She ignores him and takes him down to the medbay.
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"Noooooooo, I want to be a cyborg!"
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Edited by PyrrhasGhost: 3/3/2016 7:20:33 PM"No." The doctor begins to run some tests.
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"Yes. I will get cybernetic augmentations!"
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They ignore him and the doctor does his thing, healing him.
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"Stahp yer magic! This goes against logic..." [b]He says, still heavily wheezing. [/b]
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"I'm going to perform a special action to expel the foreign substance." The doctor says before smacking Suuz on the back.
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"DON'T BUST MY LUNGS FURTHER YOU -blam!-ING LUNATIC." [b]He screams as he starts to wildly flail his arms around, and jumps off the medical bed. [/b] "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU COMMIE!" [b]He wildly screams as he runs away, still wildly flailing his arms around."[/b]
