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[quote]Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end.[/quote]

Two essential life tips everyone should be aware of, but everyone I know has had to find out the hard way. 1. Never use "pleasure max" lube on lady parts. It deadens everything for a good couple of hours and could well lead to a very angry and frustrated lover. 2. Similarly never use peppermint body wash on lady parts or man parts. Sure it'll give a pleasant cooling sensation for all of 10 seconds, but it turns pretty quickly to feeling like you've just dipped your genitals into a vat of liquid nitrogen and it [i]burns[/i] like the fires of Hades. Heed these warnings people. I consider this my public service for the day.

Let's do some stoichiometry. Stoichiometry is about the conversion mathematical conversion between units in chemistry. The three units you usually come across are grans, moles, and atoms. Grams are measured in, well, grams. Atoms are the amount of atoms in a certain amount of a substance, and moles are wierd. Moles are the amount of grams it takes of a sumbtance to completely contain Avogadro's number, in atoms. A's number is 6.022E23, or 60,220,000,000,000,000,000,000. Since different atoms and molecules are larger than others, to find the molar mass of something, you must look at the Periodic table. The average atomic mass (that little number under their chemical symbol, Hydrogen's is 1.01, Carbon is 12.01, Oxygen is 16.00, etc) is the molar mass of elements. To find the molar mass of large, complex molecules, you add together all the atoms in the substance. For example, take sulfiric acid, or H2SO4. H2= 2.02 S= 32.07 O4= 64 64+32.07+2.02=98.09 Sulfiric acid's molar mass is 98.09 grams, which means that in order to contain A's number of sulfiric acid molecules, you need 98.09 grams. To find out how many molecules there are in a substance, given you know the amount of grams you have, you first divide the amount of grams you have by the molar mass of the substance to find out how many moles you have. You multiply this by A's number. For example, suppose you have 23.5g of sulfiric acid. 23.5g H2SO4 --------------- = 0.2395759mol (you have 98.09g H2SO4 this many moles) Next, 0.2395759×6.022E23= 1.442E23 atoms of H2SO4 Any questions?

The infamous (c) copyright symbol is actually completely unnecessary to obtain copyright protection for your work and to enforce your intellectual property rights. Source: Master's in law and advanced Master's in intellectual property law.

Never rest your hand on the gear shift of your car. You will wear the selector fork in the tranny. Heel toeing can be done several ways. If your ankle like mine isn't flexible enough to do it the "right way" no problem. Toe on edge of brake, roll foot sideways to hit gas with the other side of your foot. Do not do this barefoot, or with slim soled shoes however. Your foot may slip off, and under the brake in that case.

If your N64 game freezes or doesnt start, take it out and blow into the bottom of it. Holy shit, its working again!

I like to know a tiny bit of everything rather than alot about one thing. Im pretty much the master at basic info but i cant go into any detail.