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2/26/2016 8:36:48 PM
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Step one, make people think im a god because warlocks basicly are gods.
[spoiler]read the lore[/spoiler]
Step two, profit by shiting on religeons and killing off zealots.
Step three, use my influence to solve the worlds problems
Step four, use force if needed, sometimes children need to be spanked.
Step five, disolve the governments of every country and create a single world government.
Step six, dont base it on america cause our governing system is good on paper, but in actuality it sucks fat DONGS and no ones opinion matters unless they make a 7 figure sum or higher.
Step 6.5, base it on the imperial senate design of the romans. Trust me it would be better. Ive weighed the pros and cons heavily, if you can avoid self serving tendencys its by far the best and most efficient form.
Step 7, sit back and watch the magic happen.
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[quote]Step six, dont base it on america cause our governing system is good on paper, but in actuality it sucks fat DONGS and no ones opinion matters unless they make a 7 figure sum or higher.[/quote] 🤣🤣 So true
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This one is pretty interesting.
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You would become the boss at the end of the strike and other guardians would come to destroy you at that point lol
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Many have tried.
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Lelouch? Is that you?
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:I Ive been discovered.
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Edited by TrolleyProblem: 2/27/2016 11:21:09 PMNice to have you back! Now about the whole, "unity under one global banner" thing. For this to go into full fruition; the first leader must be seen as unruly and a common enemy. They will then be killed by a "hero" to show the party is independent and powerful on their own. Then the hero will become the second leader, and will take up the position. I could fill that position... For the greater good and all that
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Thats just it, i wouldnt do that lastt bit, i would just step down from power and have a test in place to determine the next successor.
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You literally just described yourself as the Antichrist that the Bible predicts...
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So the anti christ is a chill dude who wants to unute humanity and end all conflict amongst human forever. And see humanity out grow our old grudges and walk hand-in-hand into the future. Sounds like a pretty nice.
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I'd kill you if I was a guardian
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You would try.
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And I would succeed
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Nah, u took to long for ur reply to be relevant.
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Edited by Beadiestpond156: 3/1/2016 7:52:16 PMYou took 2 long
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how are you going to solve the worlds problems
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Thats like a whole forum post on itself, i actualy did an in depth paper on this for humanities project. Thing was like 20 pages by the time i was done. But ill give you the basics. Use desalination plants to solve the clean water issues. Alot of the land is africa and the middle east is relativley un used to we can use that for food production onve we get the water issue solved. While all this is happening we are gonna need power and lits of it. If we covered the roofs of everyhome on earth we would have almost enough energy to power everything on the planet without gas. Supplement the rest with the other alternative energy sources already in use and build more to fill in the rest. The next big thing is payaing for all of this, they key to this is not to pay for it at all, with all the food, water, and electric needs met people wont need to worry about money if them and their children and all of their childrens needs are met. Next is living space, skyscrapers could serve for basic housing, we would also have acess to extra terrestrial bodies for living space as with all humanity united the treaties in place governing non earth bodies would be nul and void, leaving places like the moon mars, etc.. open for colonization once the technologies become available(which is actualy coming very fast at thw rate of todays development. Anyway got to go, like 6 minutes into my class right now and still typing XD more later.
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lmao this isn't civilization v kid
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Edited by Azhidal: 2/26/2016 9:50:57 PMThese are just the major issues. Like i said 20 pages, i havent gone into social or political issues. Ecological, resolving existing economic issues. I dont go into personal issues because thats hardly a world problem.
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you are literally becoming hitler
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Edited by Azhidal: 2/26/2016 11:34:19 PMHitler wasnt bad at all, except he mass killed roughly 6 million jews and started WW2. Other wise he was an artist, who got his people out of their depression, out of cripling debt, and helped put and end to poverty in his country. Their wouldnt be any war with me. Because i would be working with these governments to resolve these issues before i disolve them in place of the empire. Also, their wouldnt be any war cause how can you call an army vs 1 immortal a war, the army would get slaughtered. Itd be like oh you have bullets, leeme just rip open space/time at ur feet and watch you all get sucked in.
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you're a warlock human, not a god
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Lore scrub, read the lore
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video game scrub, lift a weight
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Lol, i lift 250, so go eat a dick nerd
