It was a normal day on b.net, you see. The Desticles were happily whining about certain things being too OP, shitposts as far as the eye can see, and the penis polls were as small as can be. My profession? Desticle Exterminator; I help keep the creatures of #Destiny in check, making sure that they're terminated as soon as they're spotted in #Offtopic. I arrived at my workplace, taking a deep breath before entering the dreaded building. Although I loved my job, my coworkers had always proven to quite a problem. I took a seat in my comfortable, little cubicle, yawning and groaning, hoping that for once, I could perform my duties without being disturbed. "Disgusting pig," I heard a feminine voice come from behind. My eyes widened, instantly recognizing the ugly tone. It was my infamous coworker...Princess Anomaly. I sighed, and turned my head back to her. "I thought you had been banned," I facepalmed, upset that the SJW was once again present, after a month of being silenced by the Ninjas, the secret police of b.net. "Yeah? Well it's gone now. You just wait until the patriarchy bans me again," she muttered, light filtering through her purple hair. "Whatever," agitated, I turned my head away from the woman. "Well, to be honest, it'll probably be a while before I'm banned again. That one sexist cis Ninja, Recon Number 54, was demoted." The hairs on my neck stood up. "What?!" I yelled worriedly. Forget Anomaly, I rushed to my boss's office as fast as I could. "Mr. Lincoln," I panted, slamming the door open. He turned to look at me, laying in his chair. "Is it true?! That Recon was demoted?!" Lincoln glared. "What evidence is there for God--I mean, Recon being demoted?" he scolded. "Well--I was just asking to see if you knew--" "I said," my impatient boss interrupted, grinding his teeth, "What evidence is there?" Frightened, I remained silent; I didn't dare look him in the eye, so I instead glued my eyes to his ginger hairline. "I thought so," he smirked, dismissing me. He got on my nerves sometimes; he was just like his father, Noiseless Purse. Well, at least I get paid more than Anomaly, probably due to the supposed "wage gap" she continuously complained about.