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[b]Suuz, or Aleks is in the mess hall, the kitchen to be exact. He's fiddling with some pans and some fire. [/b]
"The potatoes in the pan, all complete, then you light them on fire like so..."
[b]He runs a match past his shirt, and into the pan, lighting the insides on fire. [/b]
"Then we throw the eggs in..."
[b]He reaches into a cupboard with his right hand while throwing the match away with his left before pulling a box of eggs out of the cupboard, and taking one out as he puts it down. He then smashes the egg on the side of the pan, throws the egg in the pan, on top of the potatoes, and throws the egg shells away. [/b]
"Then we wait for a bit before throwing some bacon in..."
[b]He waits for about five minutes before opening the fridge with his scythe, and pulling the package of bacon out with enough force to launch it at him, he then catches it, opens it, and empties the entire thing in the pan. [/b]
"Now we wait for ten minutes before turning the fire off, then we wrap it in foil before stuffing it in the oven... After that we should have solid diabetes..."
[b]He waits again, before wrapping it in foil, stuffing it in the oven, and waiting again.[/b]
"Should be done now..."
[b]He puts on some oven mitts, opens the oven, and pulls the steaming hot package out, before unwrapping it, and looking at his creation. He then takes the oven mitts off, tosses them into a cupboard, and pulls a very sharp looking knife from a drawer. [/b]
"I'm sorry little piggy, but I'm gonna cut you now..."
[b]He slowly cuts into the heap of potatoes, egg, and bacon before balancing it on the knife, and taking a bite.[/b]
"Tasty, very tasty.... Very fat too..." [b]He says with a full mouth, he then gulps it down, and finishes the rest. [/b]
[spoiler]Open [/spoiler]
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"Space magicians...."
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"That's a very broad generalization by the way."
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"I was a magician... Though I used my speed instead of magic..."
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She plays with a ball of light as she listens.
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 2/26/2016 7:21:14 PM[b]He seems to twitch, and he's gone for a split second, though now he has a bra dangling on his right pointer finger whilst a scream can be heard in the hall. [/b] "Whoops..." [b]He smirks as he twirls the bra around. [/b]
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"Really?" She says flatly.
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"What?" [b]He repeats the process but now has a baseball cap on his head. [/b]
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"Just no with the bra."
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[b]He repeats the process again but now he has a pair of panties over his head like Bane's mask. [/b]
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"You're quite interested in women's underwear aren't you?"
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"I'm fifteen, and high on hormones... What'dya expect?"
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"Fair enough."
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[b]He sips his coffee, which he was holding in his left hand, again. [/b]
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"It's been a pleasure to meet you."
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"Pleasure is all mine."
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"Well I must go, schedules and all." She gets up.
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"Bye!"
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"Bye." She leaves. [spoiler]End[/spoiler]
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[b]wheatley pops out of a vent, and slowly lowers himself down above you, his hair and arms dangling. [/b] "Hai..."
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"Hello, Wheatley, how are you on this fine day?" [b]he says as he tosses a baked potato up into the vent[/b]
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[b]he doesn't respond and lowers a bit more, he squints and his tongue sticks out. He slowly begins to open his mouth and gravitates to your shoulder[/b]
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[b]He tosses a human kidney over his shoulder and into his mouth[/b]
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[b]he swallows it whole and squints even more, slowly going back up into the vents[/b]
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"My oh my, aren't you an unsocial one?"
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"What? I'm right here." [b]wheatley is sitting on a cupboard, the other Wheatley was a hallucination.[/b]
