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[b]Suuz, or Aleks is in the mess hall, the kitchen to be exact. He's fiddling with some pans and some fire. [/b]
"The potatoes in the pan, all complete, then you light them on fire like so..."
[b]He runs a match past his shirt, and into the pan, lighting the insides on fire. [/b]
"Then we throw the eggs in..."
[b]He reaches into a cupboard with his right hand while throwing the match away with his left before pulling a box of eggs out of the cupboard, and taking one out as he puts it down. He then smashes the egg on the side of the pan, throws the egg in the pan, on top of the potatoes, and throws the egg shells away. [/b]
"Then we wait for a bit before throwing some bacon in..."
[b]He waits for about five minutes before opening the fridge with his scythe, and pulling the package of bacon out with enough force to launch it at him, he then catches it, opens it, and empties the entire thing in the pan. [/b]
"Now we wait for ten minutes before turning the fire off, then we wrap it in foil before stuffing it in the oven... After that we should have solid diabetes..."
[b]He waits again, before wrapping it in foil, stuffing it in the oven, and waiting again.[/b]
"Should be done now..."
[b]He puts on some oven mitts, opens the oven, and pulls the steaming hot package out, before unwrapping it, and looking at his creation. He then takes the oven mitts off, tosses them into a cupboard, and pulls a very sharp looking knife from a drawer. [/b]
"I'm sorry little piggy, but I'm gonna cut you now..."
[b]He slowly cuts into the heap of potatoes, egg, and bacon before balancing it on the knife, and taking a bite.[/b]
"Tasty, very tasty.... Very fat too..." [b]He says with a full mouth, he then gulps it down, and finishes the rest. [/b]
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"You're a kid so I don't think you should know yet."
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[b]He whips a phone from his pocket, and unlocks it. [/b] "Let's give that word a quick little Google..." [b]He taps his phone a couple of times, and a smile creeps onto his face after the last tap. [/b] "1. inclined or disposed to love, especially sexual love: an amorous disposition. 2. showing or expressing love: an amorous letter."
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"Stupid internet."
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"So basically that entire ship was a fuсkfest?"
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"Pretty much, it was mostly the others though, I'm a gal with principles."
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"You didn't have anyone?" [b]He says as he walks back to the kitchen before returning a minute later with a steaming hot cup of coffee. [/b]
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"Well I did, just that wasn't [i]all[/i] we did. We actually had quite a lovely time together. Without [i]that[/i]."
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"Heh... And then everything went to shit huh"
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"Yeah." She begins to tear up.
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"How long ago did it happen?"
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"I'm not entirely sure, for me it was 40 years but Wheatley seems to have only aged 10."
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"Forty years... Holy shit..."
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"Yeah."
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"Tell meh more!" [b]He says with childish enthusiasm.[/b]
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"Why are you so curious?"
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"It's in my blood...."
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"I guess it is..." She proceeds to tell him of the events of FN. From the assessment on Corra to the crash on Ashuna and other things.
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"Aha... Aha.... Hmm..."
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"And that's what went down, all of it."
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"Interesting tale, sounds a bit too sexual though...."
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"As I said, amorous."
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"Which I Googled... You're rich with your words, interesting..."
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"Well, I was injected with an intelligence serum. It's a...difficult subject."
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"Artificially created?"
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"No, last member of an ancient species of space magicians."
