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If I picked cow: Police drive past and look at cow then continue on their way. If I pick Llama: Police slow down and get out "Sir do you have any paperwork for that llama?" Me: "..." Looks at Llama and nods. Llama spits at police and gets it in their eyes. Conclusion? Cow: No problems, milk, and steak when I wish to kill it. Llama: Watch beloved Llama get shot for 'assaulting a police officer', get sentenced for trial, do two months jail time, and a hefty fine. Cow. Always pick cow.