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2/24/2016 1:03:57 AM
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[b][i]Cephalon is gone, one lizard chasing him, the other chasing you. You hear something over the comms.[/i][/b]
"And so you know, I've actually seen this planet first hand."
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[b]he charges the lizard and gores it through the mouth with the sword, then cautiously making his way into a cave for safety[/b]
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[i][b]A training bullet lands right by your head from in the cave, and you see Cephalon.[/b][/i] "Knew I should have calibrated the scope."
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/24/2016 2:18:38 AM[b]by the time he says that Wheatley is no where to be seen[/b]
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[b][i]Hos face glows bright red, using a thermal scan to look for him. His rifle is at the ready, other hand on his sword[/i][/b]
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[b]his sword glides slowly across his neck[/b] "Check. Mate." [b]wheatley is laying down across his shoulders, weightless.[/b]
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[b][i]Cephalon throws you off, the sword leaving a small scratch on the metal near his neck.[/i][/b] "I'm not much of a chess fan." He says, the slashes at you with his sword. You realize it's huge, a katana at least 8 feet tall, a solid red blade, and black handle
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"I never was much a fan of katanas." [b]he dodges the blade by sliding to the left, remaining low to the ground[/b] Powerful, fast, cunning, and yet..." [b]he kicks it out of his hand[/b] "Heavy and thin, like a glass cannon. I prefer a rapier."
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[b][i]The kick does nothing.[/i][/b] "Oh yeah, it's hooked to my hand." He says, and slams an elbow downwards at you.
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[b]he takes a step back and shoots at his face[/b]
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[b][i]He hits the gun with his katana, and slams his other elbow into you, followed by a front kick[/i][/b]
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[b]he goes flying backward, and sits there, wounded, waiting for a final blow. Blood drips from several wounds on his body. He rushes you again in desperation[/b]
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[b][i]He sweeps your legs, unholstering a sidearm and shooting you in the chest with 2 training rounds. You don't feel pain from them, but you have 2 bright green marks on you.[/i][/b] "Good game."
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"Sorry what?" [b]real Wheatley lays on your shoulders still.[/b] "Check what was on that blade mate." [b]the snake wrapped around his wrist hisses.[/b] [spoiler]*insert incoming retcon*[/spoiler]
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"Robot, remember? Immune to poison." He says, grabbing you and throwing you, shooting 5 training rounds into you, putting him half way through the clip
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"God damn you."
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[b][i]He laughs.[/i][/b] "You wouldn't be the first to try. Even though I'm a human soul in here, it's still robotic."
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[b]he bleeds, even the training rounds are able to harm him, although it is very minor[/b] "Soooo... How?!"
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[b][i]The sim disappears, and he caries him to the Medbay.[/i][/b] "Honestly, I've got no clue how it works. I just know that Akkar put me in this, and we were best friends even when I was human."
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[b]he physically tries to escape the medbay, seemingly Terrified of it for unspecified reasons.[/b] "Oh... G-great man... You don't know if any of these crew members are actual humans, do you?"
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"Most likely, but just remember I may have accidentally wired myself accidentally into the cameras, so if you try to eat them I shoot you. Now, let's get you fixed up."
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[b]he sighs, you've found him out [/b] "I'll die though..." [b]he still struggles to stay away from the medbay [/b]
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"And why is that? Can't you just eat normal food like every one else? Sure, rations taste like ass, and sometimes I swear they are, but still."
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"Do you really want me to explain?"
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"I've probably heard worse, so sure, knock yourself out. Metaphorically of course." He says, patching you up
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[b]he talks incredibly fast and with incredibly fast hand movements[/b] "WEEEEEEEEEELLL it all starts on a little planet named "corra" a jungle planet covered in leaves trees And tiger demons. Our little race, now. As Corovians by us and Wisps by them, evolved out of the jungle. As our species is much younger than humanity I guess somehow our bodies found a way to be a complete jackass and hide a vitamine we NEED TO SURVIVE In human flesh, the younger the better. SOOO when the Avalon came by to investigate the missing hunters to hunt our abominations against nature of a species, they don't even bother to negotiate aaaand glass the planet. I am the third generation of the remains of what survived. The hunters used to and stills do sew our mouths shut as a form of torture, as we cannot eat, we would starve over a week, the longest period we can survive without consuming human flesh. That good enough for ya, homie?"
