Lightning grenade good. Titan like lightning grenade. Titan hide lightning grenade from warlock. Warlock burn Titan with firebolt grenade. Titan sad because no have any bolt grenade and feel left out. Titan go to trade lightning grenade and bolt grenade. Titan get lost. Titan charge shit with shoulder. Titan accidentally kill Warlock with shoulder. Titan sad. Warlock use demon magic to come back from dead. Titan terrified by Warlock use of Satan magic. Titan respect Warlock for evil magic powers. Warlock respect Titan for being accepting of all peoples, even demon magic. Titan and Warlock begin to initiate trade of grenades. Warlock head explode all of sudden. Titan mad. Titan see sniper. Titan skate to sniper. Titan go to origin point of bullet but no find sniper. Sniper appear out of thin air all of sudden. Sniper is Hunter. Titan mad at Hunter. Titan explain reasoning behind anger at Hunter calmly. Hunter understand. Hunter apologize. Titan and Hunter make peace. Warlock still mad. Warlock Star Wars all over Hunter. Titan get caught in cross fire. Titan smash ground. Everything dead. Titan leave lightning grenade at corpse of Warlock. Titan leave detailed explanation of the complicated physics behind Titan Skate. Titan go home. 4 day pass. Titan answer doorbell. Hunter and Warlock stand at Titan door. Hunter give Titan detailed explanation of how to blink. Warlock give Titan firebolt grenade. Everyone happy. This way world should be. Sharing is caring become moral of story.