"CUZ WHY NOT?! AND WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY ALL "MISS FITNESS?!"
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"Because it helps me wake up in the morning, and stop yelling."
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"Fiiiine..." [b]he sits down, digging through his backpack and begins to watch all the droids and people wandering around while he nibbles on a kidney[/b]
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"So what happened exactly?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"With the aliens."
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"Bastards came and tried to kill us all. Killed one of the 4 remaining wisps and I murdered them all. Also Tara... There's something you need to know." [b]he takes many VERY old newspapers from his backpack. All reading something akin to "Wisp cannibals driven to extinction."[/b] "We weren't killed without reason. Wisps must feed on a human atleast once a week, Although this can be prolonged depending on the generation, a first born newborn baby will keep me sustinated for much longer than a fourth born old man, which is likely why they saw us as monsters. If you wanna shoot me..." [b]he takes a red Glock 17 from his hip and holds it by the barrel, basically waiting for Tara to pull the trigger. Across the barrel is written "I can not live with you, nor without you" on the barrel in gailic. [/b] "Do it now..."
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She pushes it away. "No, I won't kill you. Is non humans have to stick together."
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"You sure? I'm told wisp skins are worth a lot on the black market... And apparently we taste pretty good sautéed with onion..."
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"I would never kill you Wheatley, much less for money and food."
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"Thank you. Did you ever figure out what happened to the rest of the Shepards?"
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She is shaken by this statement. "I-I was..." She begins to cry. "I was to slow, N-Nighmare killed them all before I got there."
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[b]he tries to remain calm, shaken by that statement and the horrors that come along with it[/b] "I'm... I'm sorry I wasn't there.... He would have killed me instead of them, and I would have been glad to take that apon myself, as Shepard and John had done before me." [b]he hugs her[/b]
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She smiles sadly and shakes her head. "You three and your selflessness."
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[b]he keeps hugging[/b] "What do you expect? Me to just sit there and watch people die? After everything I put you guys through I can't die for you? It's the least I can do, honestly."
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"I never said it was a bad thing."
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"You sure got pissed at John for it" [b]he laughs[/b]
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She laughs too. "I did didn't I? Well, just promise you won't die if you don't have to."
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"There is no such thing as dying without having to. You dis or you live Tara, and I intend for you to outlive me by at least 30-40 years..."
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She gets a melancholy loom on her face. "But what about love? And staying with them forever."
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"If I need to die to protect someone who loves another, I will, simple as that." [b]he obviously doesn't understand what you mean[/b]
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"But what if you love?"
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"Hmmm... This depends, by who. If we're talkin like a Matthew Santoro situation, nah I'll die. If I'm talkin some other something, than I dunno."
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*face palms* "Never mind then."
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"Sorry, I don't like to put peeps in the way of harm"
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"Well, I'm hungry. I shall go get lunch."