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2/23/2016 1:43:23 AM
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"I'm a wisp, it's not technically cannibalism.. But it is delicious." [b]he bites into it and waits for him to either shoot him or kick him out[/b]
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[b]He just watches, curiousity shining in his red eyes[/b] "I've dabbled into cannibalism before"
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"It tastes gud"
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"Oh yahs"
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"U want sum?" [b]he waves a liver seductively in front of his face[/b]
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[b]He snatches the liver out of his hands and just devours it in less than a second [/b]
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[b]by the time he looks back Wheatley has the entire front half of his body in the bag, with Incredibly loud eating noises from within.[/b]
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"HEY! GIMME SOME OF THAT SHIT, FAM"
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[b]he chucks a brain at him and keeps eating[/b]
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[b]He catches the brain before running to the kitchen with it and throwing it in a pan as he turns the gas on, throws oil in the pan, lights the oil on fire which in turn cooks the brain and makes it all crispy[/b]
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[b]by the time he returns Wheatley is sitting next to an empty bag, staring off into space like he lost all purpose in life[/b]
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[b]He takes a bite from the crispy remains before staring at Wheatley [/b]
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"It's gone..."
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"I was gone for 4 seconds"
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"I know..." [b]he cries a bit[/b]
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"You fatass"
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"I DIDNT EAT FOR 3 WEEKS PRIOR TO THAT." [b]he lifts his shirt, you can make out the veins and details of the surface of his two beating hearts, as well as actually see his intestines [/b]
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"I'LL MAKE A GRAND MEAL"
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"ME?!"
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"Nah, fam, we friends now"
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"... You sure..."
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"Yah, brah"
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[b]he slowly raises a handgun to his head, jokingly in slow motions singing "ooh watcha saaaaay, ooh datchu only meant weeeeeeeell." Ya know the Rihanna song... Kinda a meme.... Nevermind[/b]
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"Dank music can't melt steel memes"
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[b]he drops to the ground laughing like a psychopath[/b]
