It's time to reveal a chilling truth, everyone.
Xür is Russian.
How do we know this?
He is Xür, agent of the Nine.
[i]Nine.[/i]
What does nine sound like? That's right.
[i]Nien![/i]
What happens when people need a certain exotic and Xür just happens to sell it? They say: "HIEL XÜR!"
Xür also says "my will is not my own."
This must mean Rasputin is his "comrade."
ITS TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆
Edit:[i][b]If you can't tell, this is satire and a shitpost.[/b][/i]
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Godwin's Law
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Need 8 more for secret exotic farm add biggy_209
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Cause he's always Putin is on [spoiler]ill be going now[/spoiler]
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Edited by Grim6I9: 2/26/2016 6:03:20 AMI just thought he was the arms dealer from resident evil 4 after he sold his soul to the plaga
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Good job Captain Autismo.
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Nien. Not nein. Nien. Freaking nien. [spoiler]Heil Xur![/spoiler]
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Drugs are bad mmmkay
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That's German, and it's spelled nein. But close enough
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This was funny
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Xur, agent of the nyet...
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Uh... what?
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Это не русский.....
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The stupid in this post is unfathomable.
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I like retarded posts like ziz..
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so Russian and German sound the same to you? all i know is, school wasn't your comrade.
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Seems legit
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Heil Stalin.[spoiler]Totally Russian. [/spoiler]
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If Russians spoke German😂
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Hold on BRB [spoiler]bringing rad Bolsheviks[/spoiler]
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Russia has never been the enemy! America always needs a bogeyman somewhere so it can sell its weapons the world over and install military bases all over the world to cement it's world domination. Wake up and see who the real enemy is!!!!
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nien is German though
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Isn't nien German and nyet Russian?
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Edited by SQ: 2/25/2016 8:09:31 PM[i]*thanks the maker*[/i] Nien is German So is heil hitler I have never heard anyone say heil xur
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Pa rooskie tavarish
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Ну ты и лошара.