Oh my God this took nearly ten Takes, ehe... But I can't say I wasn't having fun along the way, heh.
Snark hopes ya'll enjoyed this party as much as I did~!
[spoiler]Ehe, and Snark exceeded the word limit in my last Take, so the epilogue is gonna have to be in the [i]next[/i] one. Ehe... ¯\_(´◡`;)_/¯[/spoiler]
[quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/192237426 (Take 57)
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote]
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[quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote]
[b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b]
[b]Warlock[/b]
Awoken, Female
Tea
[b]Hunter[/b]
Human, Male
Coffee
[b]Titan[/b]
Exo, Male
Slushies(!)
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"So how we gonna do this?" The Hunter asked leaning against the table that the crate of the Titan's proclaimed "fireworks" rested on. The Warlock sighed before looking at the Hunter.
"We shall light them once the Titan comes back, [i]properly[/i] outfitted." She answered, before examining the party room with her eyes. It was a mess. Just a pure mess. She sighed. "After this party, we are going to have to clean this place." She finished, picking up another cluster of dynamite from out of the crate by it's igniting rope string.
The Hunter scoffed. "Haw, [i]what[/i]? Why not make [i]them[/i] clean up this place?!"
"[i]Because[/i], [i]Hunter[/i], they are our [i]guests[/i] and we must treat them [i]fairly[/i]." The Warlock replied, trying to keep her voice level. Must [i]all[/i] Hunters be so [i]difficult[/i]?
"Floof, just because they're our 'guests'--" He jeered making quotation marks with his fingers. "-- Doesn't mean they can just [i]slack[/i] off!" He returned. All eyes were on them now. They were unwittingly causing a scene.
The Warlock crossed her arms and [i]tsked[/i]." You [i]obviously[/i] have no inkling of how to treat a guest!" She snapped.
"Uh, [i]yeah[/i], I do!" He snapped back, getting closer to her. "I've done [i]everything[/i] you've friggin' asked me to for these dorks the [i]entire[/i] time they were in here. Sittin' their butts on [i]my[/i] couch, eatin' [i]my[/i] snacks, and using [i]my[/i] toilet! [b]My[/b] toilet!" He jerked a thumb at himself, pressing it repeatedly against his armored chest.
"I mean, do you know how gross that is? Honestly! That is [i]totally[/i] [i]not[/i] something I would [i]ever[/i] do for any of these freaks, [i]ever[/i]!"
"Bite your tongue, Hunter!"
"I'll bite what I want!"
The guests watched the two tense Guardians argue. Some were confused, some were uncomfortable, others were eating snacks while the whole thing played out.
"Uhhhh I think I'm out of here." One of the party guests said before heading towards the exit. However, she didn't get very far before the formerly-arguing Warlock called her out.
"You! What is your name?" The Warlock asked the attempting-to-escape guest.
"Euuuurh... Natasha." She answered. The Warlock nodded.
"Natasha, forgive us for our... [i]Squabble[/i]. But it shan't happen again." She promised, nodding once.
"Huh, yeah, y'say that now." The Hunter snickered, and almost immediately the Warlock snapped her head in his direction.
"[i]Hunter[/i]." Her hands started to get hot. [i]Very hot[/i].
"Uh, uh, uh, uh..." The guests sputtered pointing the Warlock's hand that held the dynamite. The Warlock looked back at them, confusion adorning her face.
"What? Would you all [i]please[/i] speak clearly?"
"C'mon Cosm0, wake up. Wake up." Markus fanned his Exo buddy worriedly. She [i]still[/i] hadn't come online since she saw the Titan's... bare frame. "Cosm0 ya gotta wake hooooooo--" Markus attention was elsewhere once he heard a sound. It sounded like sizzling. He looked around for the source of the sound before looking at the Warlock, spotting the "fireworks" in her hand. The [i]lit[/i] "fireworks".
"'Lock, you're burnin' the friggin' fireworks!" The Hunter exclaimed. The Warlock looked at the cluster and gasped.
"O-oh, by the Traveler's light!"
"Uhh don't worry I got it!" The Hunter continued before briskly blowing on the fire. But it only further aroused the flame, making it burn the string [i]faster[/i].
"[b]NO[/b]!" Every guest in the room, including the Warlock shouted.
But it was too late.
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"Hrm... I wonder what the guys are up to..." The Titan said thoughtfully as he adjusted his chest plate with a sigh.
"At least they'll enjoy the fireworks." He continued talking to himself aloud. But then another person-- or rather, Ghost-- engaged with him in his conversation.
"Ummmm, I-I didn't like the look of the guy who sold you those..." The Titan's Ghost said lowly. "He... He was k-kinda creepy..." That only made the Titan laugh heartily.
"Don't worry yourself, Ghost!" He said optimistically before giving his Ghost a gentle pat and walking over to the side of his bed to put his boots on. "I'm sure they're about to light them right now--" Before he could finish, the Titan was cut off.
By an explosion.
A [i]loud[/i] explosion.
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"Alriiiiiight now I can sell these things for some, eh, real cash-wad money!" Diesel chuckled as he walked through the Tower, looking for his kiosk, the Titan's armor still in his arms.
"Wonder if I can modify this, eh, this here stuff and get some [i]extra[/i] cash mon-- EY!" Diesel jumped as an explosion sounded behind him.
"What in the [i]heck[/i]?!" Diesel exclaimed as he watched chunks of building fly in all directions as more explosions went off.
[i]Heh, must've been them, eh, "fireworks[/i]" Diesel thought to himself, a sneer etching itself into his metallic face.
"Heh, there's a sucka born every, eh, minute." He chuckled as he continued on his way to look for his kiosk, whistling.
[b]Continuing this~![/b]
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OK. I'm not trying to be mean, this just some constructive criticism. A long time ago. Around take 20, I would be so excited to read your stories. Then idk. You would just make SO MANY OFFTOPIC TAKES. so I kind of got bored and stopped reading. I tried to read them again, when the guardians went back in time, but the humor was gone. I just felt that the stories were getting boring. Sorry if you think I'm attacking you. I'm not. Just trying to give pointers to an author of my favorite things to read. [spoiler]is #huntlock still a thing?[/spoiler]