[i]"Enjoy this delicious-sounding, watermelony, chapter of the Triple Threat Titans. Don't worry, cheese will not be forgotten. Stay satisfied, guardians. Just don't eat your friend's ghost. Zavala might (read: will most definitely) kill you." -Splashback77[/i] **This delicious-sounding chapter of Triple Threat Titans is in Chase's view. 🍉Long live the WATERMELON!🍉** [b]Is Music that potent? Or is sleep contagious?[/b] I don't know. I just know that when Cody fell asleep from Mia's song, I fell asleep. I didn't dream anything. That sucks. I woke up to a melon exploding in my face. "Long live the WATERMELON!!" Blake yelled. "Watermelon?" I asked. Whatever it was, it was a pale red and covering my eyes. "The delicious power of watermelon wakes Chase, the calm," Blake declared. "What are you talking about? All I see is pinkish-red," I replied. "Oh, pieces of the watermelon are covering up your eyes." He removed the chunks of the fruit. Or was it a vegetable? Blake's mouth had a ring of red around it. His hands were stained the same color. He had half of the green melon in his hands, with the red part carved out like a bowl. Doesn't matter. I found myself in the Hall of Guardians. That's funny. Last time I checked I was in the streets of the city before I fell asleep. Sarah was asleep, propped up in the northwest corner of the room. JJ and Cody were arguing over something. On the opposite side of the room Mark-54, Miranda and two Warlocks were playing guns with bananas. My shadow crept towards the table where the Vanguard and Mia discussed the recent events. Blake must had propped myself up against the wall next to a huge stack of watermelons. Yep, Blake is obsessed with watermelons. "What's his problem with watermelons?" I asked Mark. "I don't know," he replied. I studied the exo's face. His neon green face was marked with red. "He ate the watermelon. And just decided that watermelons were life," one of the Warlocks said. The Warlock was awoken, like Miranda. Her mangerine-orange hair was braided. She probably wasn't really experienced. Her voice was youthful and unbelievably high-pitched. Her tone was fearful too. Like if she just found a safe place and didn't want to leave. "Doesn't really matter. What matters is which team you're on. Apple or Watermelon. Both delicious choices," Blake replied. He pulled out his "banana-gun," and aimed it at my face. "If you choose Team Apple, you will feel the wrath of the great Watermelon general. Ay-kay-Ay, me," Blake continued. "Apple for life," the other Warlock said. He wasn't as shocked or enthusiastic as his friend. He was exo, like Mark, he was red and gold, with green exo eyes. All sorts of thoughts ran through my head. These images kept running through my mind with words: 🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍉🍏🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 That's when I made my decision. "I choose neither, I side with the sweet, delicious banana. Also I need two names." "Kyra," The awoken Warlock replied, "And you are?" "Chase," I replied. "Do I have to tell you my name?" the other Warlock said. "Well duh. I don't even know your name!" Kyra replied. "Dwayne-87. My friends call me Freight Train for some stupid reason," Dwayne replied. "I've seen you in the Crucible. You genrate enough solar Light to make one of those age-old mode of transportation look like it was a campfire running on coal," Miranda said. "If you're on team banana then..." Mark threw a watermelon at my face. "Get rekt!" Kyra yelled. "Hahaha, now you take all the heat and taunts for me!" Puma laughed. "He tries to not choose sides but Watermalone keeps him tight," Dwayne added. "He'd be more salty if watermalone didn't keep him in line," Kyra said with a beat. "Watermalone!" Flame repeated. "What are those!" Ace yelled. "F**k you," Flame replied. Cayde-6 perked up from the boring conversation he was stuck in. "Watermalone?" he asked. "WATERMALONE!!" Blake boomed. Sarah woke up. "Cheese?" she asked. "No, Watermalone," Kyra replied. "Okay, ultimate cheese it is." "Oh no! Not ultimate cheese," Mark begged. "Why is ultimate cheese so bad?" I asked. "You don't know what ultimate cheese is on a Warlock's tounge?" Suddenly an explosion of void Light filled the room. I barely had vision when it was over. However ghost's voices took over. "Guardian Down." "Guardian Down." "Guardian Down." "Guardian Down." "Breaker," Shaxx announced over a loudspeaker. "That is the greatest ultimate cheese ever," I said. "No, I've done better. I've got a seventh column before with one Nova Bomb," Sarah replied. "Hey, Zavala," Cayde whispered. "What?" Zavala replied in a regular. "It better be important," Mia said. "Does Kyra's ghost have a nickname yet?" Cayde asked. "No. That's not important," Zavala replied. "We should call it Cheese." "I only agree to get that out of the way." "From now on Kyra's ghost is now called Cheese." "Roast the ghost!" Puma yelled. The four guardians were revived with a thunk. "Anything happen?" Miranda asked. "I am now called Cheese," Cheese announced. "Nothing to be proud of, Cheese. I feel sorry for you. You're about to get taunted," Angelo replied. "F*******k!" [b]To be continued...[/b]