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[b]Ikora[/b]: Alright students, everyone sit down and take your seats. Now, before we begin, I'd like to pass out this week's notes. We will be moving on to Trigonometry before the end of the quarter.
For starters, let's begin with a warm up! Solve the equation on the board for the value of Cosine X.
[i]The students all get to work.[/i]
[b]Flint[/b]: Hey, Solis.
[b]Solis[/b]: Not now, Flint, I am trying to concentrate on the task at hand.
[b]Flint[/b]: Oh, okay.
[i]They get back to working quietly.[/i]
[b]Flint[/b]: ......hey Solis.
[b]Solis[/b] [i](frustrated)[/i]: ....yes, Flint, what is it?
[b]Flint[/b]: .........
[b]Solis[/b]: ..........
[b]Flint[/b]: ......HI.
[b]Solis[/b]: PLEASE. FLINT. Just let me get back to the assignment. I don't want a bucket-load of homework piled up to do tonight.
[b]Flint[/b]: Alright, sorry.
[i]They silently return back to work.[/i]
[b]Flint[/b]: ........hey Solis.
[b]Solis[/b]: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
[b]Flint[/b]: I was just wondering if you could help me with the math problem. I forgot my calculator at home.
[b]Solis[/b]: Oh.... Well alright then.
[b]Flint[/b]: Okay, what do you get when you divide 90.9 by a thousand?
[i]Solis grabs his calculator.[/i]
[b]Solis[/b]: Ummm..... About 9.09 percent. Why?
[b]Flint[/b]: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[b]Solis[/b]: .........I f*cking hate you.
[b]Storm[/b]: DONE. The answer is 0.9786!
[b]Ikora[/b]: Well done, Storm! Now, can anyone solve the equation for TanX, as well?
[i]Taniks raises his hand and slowly rises from his seat.[/i]
[b]Taniks[/b]: Never...
[b]Ikora[/b]: .....what?
[b]Taniks[/b]: Because TanX has no hou–
[b]Ikora[/b]: Sit the f*ck back down.
[i]Taniks slowly sinks back into his seat.[/i]
[b]Ikora[/b]: Let's just move on to the homewo–
[b]Bubbles[/b]: MRS. REY, QUESTION. BUBBLES.
[b]Ikora[/b]: It's Ms. Rey, if you don't mind. Nonetheless, how may I help?
[b]Bubbles[/b] [i](holding out his paper)[/i]: I'm confused.
[i]Ikora takes a look.[/i]
[b]Ikora[/b]: Come now, I'm sure it's not that ba– what is this.
[i]Ikora holds the paper out for Bubbles to see.[/i]
[b]Bubbles[/b]: What?
[b]Ikora[/b]: You wrote B for almost every single question.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: That's just what Cayde told me. He said "Always remember, Bubbles! When in doubt, B!"
[b]Ikora[/b]: But you drew a picture of a Triceratops for number 7.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Yes.
[b]Ikora[/b]: .........
[b]Bubbles[/b]: ........
[b]Ikora[/b]: ......Bubbles, let's start out with something simple, okay? I'm sure not even you could screwit up.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Kay.
[b]Ikora[/b]: Bubbles, Johnny has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.
[b]Ikora[/b]: What is wrong with you?
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This is actually gold. You have to get paid for this I burst out laughing multiple times great work