[b]The Left Paddle.[/b] Embodiment of all things good. Full of life. Motivated in all aspects. Clumsy but strategic. Fighting for a greater cause.
[b]The Right Paddle.[/b] Embodiment of evil. Cold, relentless, unwavering. Perfect but slow. Serves one purpose: the defeat of the left paddle.
Who would win in an all out death match? It's hard to say. They are both incredibly capable. What's your best guess?
[spoiler]inb4 Death Battle: Left Paddle vs. Right Paddle. Come on ScrewAttack. [/spoiler]
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Left because it's more like me.
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Right because right handed [spoiler][i]Perfectly balanced poll is balanced[/i][/spoiler]
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Of course on a forum full of edgy 13 year olds the evil side is winning
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Seriously the evil side is winning? Step down the edge
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