originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*pulls "cake" from pelican*
Wanna bite? Made from home-grown bab- I mean berries.
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*places C4 in cake, then tosses cake into ship* Boom. *Clicks the detonator and blows up your pelican*
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Bitch you clearly don't know my power //Mechanic.exe *pelican rebuilt in 0.003 seconds* *you lose flavour in your juicy fruit in that time*
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[i]DeleteGodModder.exe[/i] I delete you.
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Bitch I am a sentient Robot, nobody controls my powers but m- //Happy.exe start OH EM GEE IZZAT A BOOTERFLY? AHAHE! I LAVE EVERYTHING! WANT A HUG??? *runs towards you with arms that can break through 11 sheets of titanium*
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*Holds you off by pushing on your forehead*
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[i]C'MAAAAN GIMME A HU-[/i] //Kungfupanda.exe start *begins singing* [b][i]IF ERRYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTIN'[/i][/b]
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*Watches, amused*
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[b][i]DUN DUN DA DA DA DA DAA-[/i][/b] //Beepboopmotherfuсker.exe online [i]I'LL BE BACK.[/i] [i]WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR?[/i] [i]YEARGH![/i]
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*Points in the direction of Earth* That way.
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Edited by mannagement: 2/20/2016 5:23:16 PM*gets in pelican* //Mexicanmusic.exe AAAAARIIBA! *crashes pelican into dojo, it blows up*
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*Dojo easily survives hit, and sheilds protect it from the explosion*
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*is ded* *management manufacturing management boots up* *is rebuilt* //Mechanic.exe start *rebuilds pelican* *gets woozy* *vomits lasers*
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*Sithis walks by, makes a sheild to protect the dojo, and sends a shadow up to your pelican, then walks away grinning*
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Ayyyyy