Place your orders on fresh bleach here! We don't really have a menu, but you can place request using the following menu:
Base: 5 kilograms of salt
Double Shot: +5 Kilograms
Shaken, not stirred: +2 Kilograms
Side of Dank Memes: +3 Kilograms
J0b R's Memes: +10 Kilograms
Wayde 6's Nudes: +69 Kilograms
Desticle-Away: +0.04 Kilograms
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): +13 Kilograms
ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ: + 40 Kilograms
Legos to Step On: +1000 Kilograms
Weeb-Away: +9001 Kilograms
Furry-proof: +1000000 Kilograms
Anti-otherkin: +11235813 Kilograms
Anti-Feminazi: +21345589 Kilograms
Iocane Powder: 1/2 previous cost
Blessing of the Numa: +65432 Kilograms
Any other requests will be handled individually.
We also sell drain cleaner with the above combinations, but only to more... Adventurous (desperate) customers.
NOW HIRING NEW EMPLOYEES
Employees:
A Bleach Vendor
Hank the Shank
Neopolitan
Killerviruz154
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Can I please get a glass of "I just read CrazyLincoln's new post about how all cops are bad." I need some now.