Yep, that's right, this party's almost over! After this Take I'll be releasing an epilogue. There's not much left to say except thank ya'll for reading it! Sooner than we think, we'll be [i]riiiight[/i] back to the future, ehe~. [quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/191531981 (Take 56) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote] [quote][b]If you want to be kept up to date on my new Takes, just follow #gotclass! It's much, much, much easier than me trying to hunt you guys down.[/b][/quote] [quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote] [b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Warlock[/b] Awoken, Female Apple pie [b]Hunter[/b] Human, Male Cherry pie [b]Titan[/b] Exo, Male ANY AND EVERY KIND OF PIE ____________________________ "GAH!" The Hunter exclaimed as he dodged another hurtling ball of solar energy. The argument had gotten out of hand. [i]So[/i] out of hand. "Anybody who's out of ideas to calm them down, raise your hand!" He shouted to the ducking and covering party guests. Everybody rose a hand in response. "Okay okay okay, what if we-- OH--" The Hunter exclaimed again as he ducked away from another fireball. ____________________________ Markus hid behind a couch that was fortunately left standing. He didn't want to fight, but he was [i]somehow[/i] sucked into it. All [i]he[/i] was trying to do was calm down the two arguing Warlocks, but it got out of hand, [i]fast[/i]. "Guh, Cosm0!" Markus called out to his party partner. "Cosm0 where are ya?!" "I'm over here!" Cosm0 shouted back to him, waving a hand from behind a chair. "Maybe doing this whole party was a bad idea!" "Ya think?" "Nope, I now [i]know[/i]!" "Maybe I could talk some sense into them." Another Warlock suggested from behind an upright table. Cosm0 looked at them. "What's your name?" "Sora." The male Warlock answered. "Well, [i]Sora[/i]. That. Is. A..." Cosm0 paused for a moment. "[i]Terribubble[/i] idea!" "It was only a suggestion." Sora mumbled. "Don'tcha' think that we've heard that suggestion befo--" "Come on, Cosm0, don't start!" Markus interrupted the two as he crawled towards the edge of the couch to get a clear view of the ongoing fight. "We're gonna be here forev--" "SORRY I'M LATE!" A voice loudly sounded from behind the chaos. Everybody whipped their heads behind themselves to see the Titan. Naked. Holding a crate. ____________________________ "Da [i]heck[/i]?" The Hunter said with a cringing expression on his face. The Warlock prepared to fling another fireball at Emilia, who was taking cover behind another piece of party furniture, her own hand crackling with arc energy, however both stopped once they saw the Titan. "Good Traveler, you're [i]naked[/i]!" The Warlock exclaimed, mouth agape. Truth be told he couldn't look away if she wanted to. "HOI THERE!" Cosm0 exclaimed, her mouth also agape to the point of looking like it was slacking. Markus just blinked, a little unsure of how to react. All eyes were on the Titan. Be it quizzical, disgusted, shocked, or the like. But the Titan didn't get what the big deal was. "I got the fireworks you guys wanted!" He exclaimed cheerily before walking further into the main living quarters. "Gosh what happened [i]here[/i]?" He asked, looking around the room. Nobody answered, they were still dumbfounded. The Titan, still oblivious walked towards one of the party tables, and everyone's eyes followed him. "Guess I should really put this down, huh?" He said as he set the crate of explosives down onto the table. After taking the dynamite out of its container and setting it next to the crate, the Titan turned to look at the party guests. Noe [i]everybody[/i] got a good look at the Titan now that he set down the crate. He [i]definitely[/i] looked different than the usual Exo model. He seemed to almost have the physique of a fit human male. [i]Almost[/i]. "Mff... C-can you guys stop starin' at me like that?" He said, feeling more and more uncomfortable by the second. "You-- You guys are [i]really[/i] making me feel... S-self conscious..." His voice shrank into the whisper has he tucked his arms into his chest and fiddled with his fingers. "Dude..." The Hunter was the first to speak after what seemed like an eternity of silence from the crowd. "Why... [i]Why[/i] are you freakin' in the buff?" He asked him, walking out of the crowd to make it to the Titan, squinting his eyes to make the best shield he could for them. "W-well... Because I [i]had[/i] to!" The Titan exclaimed, grabbing the Hunter by both of his shoulders, he then took a deep breath before explaining the [i]entire[/i] story. "So-I-was-in-the-Tower-minding-my-own-business-but-then-this-guy-named-Diesel-called-me-into-an-alleyway-and-I-didn't-wanna-be-rude-so-I-just-went-to-see-what-he-wanted--" He took another deep breath. "--Turns-out-he-has-magnet-hands-and-he-said-he-could-sell-me-stuff-but-I-said-I-wasn't-interested-but-then-he-said-he-had-fireworks-but-to-get-the-fireworks-I-had-to-trade-my-armor-so-now-I'm-naked-and-I'm-here!" He finally finished, releasing his grip on the Hunter. "Waitwaitwait, so you're buck naked because you tried to get us some fireworks?" The Hunter waved a hand to signal for the Titan to shut up. "Yuh-huh! Yuh-huh!" The Titan confirmed, nodding rapidly. "What kind of fireworks are [i]these[/i]?" The Warlock asked, picking up a cluster in her hand. "When did [i]you[/i] get here, Floof?" The Hunter asked, looking at her. The Warlock took a deep breath, deciding to spare the Hunter of his routine insult just this once. She finally exhaled. "I arrived while the Titan was explaining his story to you..." She explained, placing the cluster of dynamite back onto the table. "This is getting a bit [i]too[/i] weird for me." One of the guests muttered. "When are we gonna light the stuff?" Another guest shouted to the three. "After we get this sorted out." The Warlock answered the guest, picking the cluster up once more before looking at the Titan. "We shall light these in a moment. Thank you." She dipped her head. "But please, put some clothes on." "O-okay..." The Titan nodded before walking around ruined furniture, and guests that were still in shock. "S'cuse me, pardon me. Coming through..." He mumbled with every maneuver around a guest, until he made it into his room. Suddenly a loud thud echoed through the room. Cosm0 fainted. [quote]Take 58.. Str8 b8: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/192777413[/quote]