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1 Plan it out 2. Get lumber 3. Have tools 4. Build porch 5. Kill people who own the house 6. Thats your porch, you built it, why should they get to have it
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Dont ever touch the 3rd plank from the left
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Make sure a small dog with presumably no owner is somewhere near by at all times for good luck
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Edited by Gordonian Knot: 2/18/2016 3:58:42 AMMake sure to cook a lil' bit of stew. Good food to eat while making porches. Might attract dogs though.
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Boring
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Isnt this in may?
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Go for structural intergity
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Beware dancing hillbillies. [spoiler]PORCH[/spoiler]
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You're 3 months early.
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Make it reinforced
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Dont die