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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/18/2016 2:12:15 AM
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[b]The twirls his blades and a beam disintegrated the needles.[/b]
Living huh?
Talk about..."living in ones shadow!"
[b]He chuckles[/b]
[b]He teleports behind a shadow and stabs through it.
He then flies above another and slashes through its skull[/b]
[spoiler]I forget what the shadows can do. Are they invulnerable to physical stuff? [/spoiler]
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*Falls to the ground, and the shadows seem to not be affected* "Thats a waste of time." [spoiler]The shadows can tear flesh off bones instantly, but they are millions of micro creatures, so stabbing doesn't do well. If you want a hint at how to counteract them, ill tell you.[/spoiler]
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Huh. Well. .....lets just... [b]He creates a whip out of the air and teleports around the shadows. He teleports them all to the same location where he ties them up with his incredibly fast whip. The throws them on a railroad track somewhere. He teleports back[/b] ANYWAYS! Where were we....? [spoiler]Crossing my fingers that that works....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]fire is best solution[/spoiler] *More shadows seep out of the ground, and more from trees* "We were fighting...or talking... not really sure. My memory is shit. Also, there are billions upon billions of them so... yeah." [spoiler]these creatures are Sithis's version of a pet.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I KNEW IT. DAMN IT. AGHHHH[/spoiler] [b]He talks to the shadows[/b] Guys. If you team up with me you get free beer. One time offer!
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Shadows: Nope! Flesh = Survival! *They swarm you*
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And children! Seriously children ahhhh shit never mind. [b]He flies up to space almost as fast as Zane. And comes down. He catches on fire coming back into orbit. He starts slashing his blade sending down beams of light and fire on the shadows. He lands and a giant shockwave comes from his blade knocking you straight back into our tree and it goes through the hips of all the shadows [/b]
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*frowns* "That was quite rude." *sighs, and taps the ground as light bwgina to shift into objects behind you*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/18/2016 2:46:01 AM[b]He points at your "text."[/b] What the hell is a bwigna? [b]He turns off his light and they all perish with it. Because it erupts in fire. [/b] [spoiler]Fourth wall=shattered[/spoiler]
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*facepalm* "Begins* also, dont let the creaters know we are aware. Back to the fight!"
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[b]He stops. Bewildered you know as he does[/b] Holy shit... [b]He speeds into you and slashes you with an overhead attack[/b]
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*Raises my scythe, and a katana appears on my foot, and I raise it to stab your stomach, meanwhile the light turns into a sword*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/18/2016 2:52:48 AM[b]He twirls around you. Slashing your scyth and avoiding the Katana. He body checks you down to the ground.[/b] A shit. How Come the smartest person here has to be a WEEB? [b]He gestures to the Katana as he circles around you[/b] [spoiler]Did you use your sword, while balancing it on your foot?[/spoiler]
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Edited by CzanMan02: 2/18/2016 5:54:36 AMHad that nearly a year ago. *it turns into a greatsword, and spins around without me touching it* [spoiler]yeah. Sithis is a overpowered badass who even could teach deadpool some stuff.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/18/2016 8:13:30 PM[spoiler]Cool[/spoiler] [b]He puts holds his sword down. And walks around the sword behind you. [/b] Wow. Really. Just... [b]He slow claps[/b] Fantastic. Wow what an effort. Man I'm tired out after that.
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*Stands, and points at you, and a lazer the size of a red giant star flies at you*
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[b]He is consumed by the laser. As it ends, he is on one knee. He gets up. And...realizes...you burnt his tunic [/b] ...YOU ASSHOLE! [b]He teleports behind you and stabs you[/b] YOU DICK! [b]He lifts his blade up with you on it[/b] YOU COCKSUCKER. [b]He throws you off his blade and I to your tree[/b] YOU MOTHERFU[i]C[/i]KER! [b]He flies as fast as light and grabs you by your head before you hit the tree. And he throws you straight into your sharpest branch[/b] [b]He lands on the ground. Clearly pissed off[/b]
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*Stands, and sighs* "Congratulations, that actually hurt a little." *the wound(s) begin closing, and blood returns to its proper place*
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[b]He sees your healing capabilities. and quickly takes action[/b] [b]He speeds over and Knocks you back into your tree. And smash's your face into it. And grinds it down. He stabs you into the tree. Then tornadoe kicks the two foot wide blade through your stomach. Which flies, then comes soaring back to his hand.[/b]
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*Stands shakily, my body healing quickly* "Could you not? If you continue, I will have to use the symbiote I got on the expedition with deadpool."
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[b]Once again he acts quickly and relentlessly. Before the wound closes he puts his hand inside your chest, and grabs your heart. Pulling it out before kicking you straight in the balls sending you flying in the air[/b] No can do with your free healthcare!
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*The heart instantly disappears, and all my wounds quickly close* "Rather rude..." *As I fall back down, I point at you* "Bakudou 79." *eight black holes souround you, and one appears in your chest*
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[b]He explodes. His matter turns into plasma as it flies through the ground to escape the black holes. He morphs back behind you[/b] WELL! [b]He kicks you into your own black hole.[/b] I CANT THINK IF ANYTHING TO SAY! BECAUSE I'M GETTING ANGRY!
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*Teleports behind you* I remember that move made sal use magic. *Yawns, and taps your back quickly, then teleports into the air*
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Who the hell is SAL?! [b]He starts reaching for his back and grabs something if something was put there [/b]
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*you feel nothing but a small needle, which instantly grows when touched, and turns into thw size of a house while still in you* [spoiler]So... did I destroy the dojo with my lazer move? Is this non-canon?[/spoiler]
