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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/17/2016 1:14:58 PM
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"I will turn your skin into sugar and feed you to ants, if you attempt to attack this tree."
English
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Where's the fun in that? You said you wanted a fight. [b]rushes toward the tree[/b]
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"I guess there is no fun in that." *sighs, and summons my scythe, and taps the shadow of the tree with my foot, and the shadow begins to move towards you*
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A tree shadows? Come on, you'll have to do better than that. And when did you start using a sycthe? [b]pulls mine out[/b] Did you get jealous?
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"No. I made this last week." *yawns, as shadows from trees begin forming into objects, and others fly at you* "Let me give you advice. Dont let the shadows touch you. I revived some ancient species that lives in shadows, and they tear flesh from bones quicker than me." *I tap the ground, and a chicken appears in the shadow, and is instantly devoured*
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YOU MURDER!!! THAT CHICKEN WAS INNOCENT!!! [b]rushes at you with my scythe out[/b] [spoiler]normal fight? No shadow tree stuff?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sure.[/spoiler] *Sighs, and lifta my scythe to block yours, while a greatsword materializes behind you, and falls down towards your left leg*
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[b]uses my Pants so the shield protects me[/b] [spoiler]i got an upgrade on that so it lasts for 2 turns now[/spoiler] [b]makes poison come out of my sycthe[/b]
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*A gas mask materializes on me* "I really hate poison...so I made a spell for this mask." *Teleports onto my tree, and I watch you*
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[b]opens a portal and pulls out a giant axe[/b] [b]cuts down the tree[/b]
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*the az falls apart instantly* I enchanted this tree. *Hops down, and bitch slaps you* MY TREE! *Throws a small stone at you*
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[b]the stone doesn't effect me[/b] Ha! The axe didn't fall apart! You spelled axe as az! [b]throws the axe at you[/b]
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*axe falls apart, and I stare* Shh... the creaters don't know we are aware. *Throws another rock, this one seeming to be hollow*
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Oh. Ok. [b]catches it[/b] Come on man! This is sad. [b]throws it back[/b]
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*yawns* I am barely awake, give me a bit. *Throws a snowball with a rock in it at you*
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[b]lets it hit me[/b] DUDE!!! THIS ROCKS DON'T HURT ANYONE!!! [b]runs up and slices your stomach with my scythe[/b]
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*Lifts my scythe to block it, and a greatsword appears on my foot, and I raise my foot for it to stab you*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 2/18/2016 10:02:38 PM[b]gets stabbed[/b] You son of a- [b]a portal appears and sucks me in then closes[/b] [spoiler]it's my portal btw[/spoiler] [spoiler]don't follow[/spoiler]
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*Hops onto my tree, and sighs*
