Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Edited by Loxzoren: 2/5/2016 5:38:52 AMOh this is good. Two days ago I was just doing me and decided to take the bus to meet a friend at this park. On my way to this park, I met this girl. Her name was Samantha. She was really cute and I thought she was cool. Bus finally arrives after her and I have been talking for about ten minutes. Turns out as I was about to let her on the bus before me, (because I have manners) she told me she wasn't getting on. I was confused and asked her why. She replied "I only came over here to talk with you because I thought you were cute." And she left. After boarding the bus I was heading to my destination with new found confidence. Day dreaming about this beautiful girl, I was instantly removed from this day dream because I let out a roaring fart. I scared myself out of the day dream to look around and find four people turned around staring at me. I felt like I was on The Voice. That is all. Continue with your day you wonderful humans :]