Atheon is one of those worms that Oryx ate to become immortal. The vex challenged him to a game of thumb wrestling and because they can see the future, they won and because Oryx had bet his immortality, that's why we were able to kill his sister Cro-nae-nae.
The stranger showed up and said we were supposed to kill children for the speaker in the tower, and we were like - no way mang, that's bunk. So she unleashed the hive on us in the Prison of Elders. It turns out that Skrillex was also imprisoned there. We jammed for a bit while dancing with Hotline Bling. After we defeated Deej and Cosmo, Luke Smith was the final boss. Thing is. There's no real mechanics to him. He's just fat so he's a bullet sponge and we gallyhorned him because it was a void burn.
We won and then the queen gave us fellatio as a reward.
Lord Shax and Cayde watched. Eris joined in the end. It was kinda hot.
Then Greg the Dreg faced off with Randal the Vandal and Greg unleashed his pokeball and summoned Xylar.
Xylar killed the awoken and fallen and hive. And now we have to wait til the next DLC to find out what happened to us.
English
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Yup. I was there man.
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poetry.
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Yup, that's it.
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But I already 2 manned Xylar with this kid named FaZe XXpvssysmasher42069360rektXX
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Oh yes that's the video that went viral. That faze kid 1080 no scoped Xylar