What the hell is this "Atheon" thing I keep hearing about? Everyone laughs at me when I ask this
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The timekeeper... You know the one you have to kill before you can get to the timeless... [spoiler]Xylar[/spoiler]
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Atheon is one of those worms that Oryx ate to become immortal. The vex challenged him to a game of thumb wrestling and because they can see the future, they won and because Oryx had bet his immortality, that's why we were able to kill his sister Cro-nae-nae. The stranger showed up and said we were supposed to kill children for the speaker in the tower, and we were like - no way mang, that's bunk. So she unleashed the hive on us in the Prison of Elders. It turns out that Skrillex was also imprisoned there. We jammed for a bit while dancing with Hotline Bling. After we defeated Deej and Cosmo, Luke Smith was the final boss. Thing is. There's no real mechanics to him. He's just fat so he's a bullet sponge and we gallyhorned him because it was a void burn. We won and then the queen gave us fellatio as a reward. Lord Shax and Cayde watched. Eris joined in the end. It was kinda hot. Then Greg the Dreg faced off with Randal the Vandal and Greg unleashed his pokeball and summoned Xylar. Xylar killed the awoken and fallen and hive. And now we have to wait til the next DLC to find out what happened to us.
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0/8 b8.
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Bad bait can check moments of triumph
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To speak of Atheon is to accept several limitations. Sadly I do not know them and therefore cannot speak at all
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Atheon? I haven't heard that name since I awoke the Timeless and its three unforgiving heads.
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As they should.
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Yo what's a phogoth
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He has 25 VoG completions. Troll confirmed.
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Its mild taco sauce
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He is the 2nd to last boss in VoG right before xylar
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Atheon is the felling u get when u dance with favorite gal
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Nice b8 I R8 8/8
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Edited by Lucas_5101: 2/17/2016 4:08:15 AMHe is a raid boss for The Vault of Glass. The very first raid in Destiny, a really cool one if you ask me [spoiler]I should've checked your account before answering that question[/spoiler]
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Do you not have ANYONE to show you attention? Or do you just like notifications?
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Nice try. ;)
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Bad bait is bad
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1 kings fall completion that's why you don't know it.
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It's a raid boss. And the actual meaning and definition of Atheon is like a good god or something
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Haha like your emblem
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Why you gotta lie to me?
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Yawn.
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He's the one before Xylar.
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Ayyy lmao[spoiler]you have beat Atheon, but not Xylar[/spoiler]
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Test subject for babybumpers....