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#Recruitment

Edited by MF Jiveturkey: 2/16/2016 10:01:20 PM
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(XBOX ONE) kings raid hard/normal

Okay so this message board is for anyone above the age of 16 and/or has hit puberty and doesn't have a little squeaky voice like a toy I would give to my dog. If you are younger that 16 and you want to join one of these elite fireteams you must do one of two things. A) send a picture of your mother to everyone in the fireteam(they will then vote if you can partake in these festivities) or B) send your moms phone number so everyone can take a poke at trying to become your next step-dad. Either way one of those will get you in a group that doesn't want you. Unless of course you don't have a hot mother that people can beat their monkey too or devour your ear with sweet sweet intimate moments they might have with your mother. Please be above 315 light and have a TOM, BS, high powered sniper, and a machine gun. Gather your squad and bring an end to ORYX...

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