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Oryx: So could you pass me the cheese, I've never tasted it before.
Atheon: Screw you man!
Oryx: What? Are you still salty after you died from just being pushed off the edge?
Atheon: No... Fine, yes but at least I won't have my only son killed!
Oryx: You're a robot! You don't have a son!
Atheon: Damnit! Fine at least my daughters won't die!
Oryx: Yet again, you're a friken robot! You don't have any daughters!
Atheon: Fine! But can we just get back to eating our dinner please?
Oryx: Ok, fine.
[i]A few minutes pass[/i]
[i]Atheon snickers in laughter[/i]
Oryx: What?
Atheon: At least I didn't fail to kill the guardians two times!
[i]Oryx flips the table[/i]
Oryx: You do not speak of my multiple failures!
[i]Atheon is dying of laughter[/i]
[i]A portal opens and out comes Crota[/i]
Crota: It's ok Dad, maybe next time your father can pull it off.
Atheon: Gosh it's just father ception up in this joint!
[i]The three of them get into a large argument[/i]
[i]A random guardian walks in[/i]
Guardian: WOULD YOU ALL JUST STOP FRIKEN ARGUING AND JUST ACCEPT THAT WE KILLED ALL OF YOU!?
[i]The three raid bosses turn around slowly[/i]
Oryx: Who the heck invited you?!
Atheon: And since when did we ask for your opinion?
Guardian: No body and to be honest oryx actually you have tasted cheese.
[i]Drops the mike and walks out like a boss[/i]
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Nice. XD