TWILIGHT GARRISON!!! HAS RNG BLESSED YOU W TG!? CUZ IF IT HAS THEN CONGRATULATIONS CUZ YOU NOW OWN JESUS' LIFE JACKET!!!!! SURE ITS UGLY AND NONE OF YOUR SHADERS WILL MATCH. THEY MIGHT ASK YOU HOW WEIGHT WATCHERS IS GOING OR IF WEVE GOTTEN OUR THYROIDS CHECKED. YOU MIGHT END UP HUMPING RANDOM AREAS OF THE MAP TRYING TO ACTIVATE IT. BUT REST YOUR BREASTS, ADJUST YOUR BUST, DONT HAVE A RACK ATTACK, BECAUSE YOURE NOW A GAY MYTHICAL CREATURE W THE POWER OF FLIGHT!!!!! OFFENSE. DEFENSE. DOESNT MATTER CUZ YOURE HALFWAY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE ALREADY! HUNTER CHASING YOU W HIS FACTORY REJECT DILDOS? BYE!!! WARLOCK JACKED OFF KASPERS PURPLE COUSIN AND GOING TO PLAY HIS SPUNK TRUMPET FOR YOU!? NOPE! GOOD LUCK TRYING TO HIT US W THOSE PROBABLY NOT 4 GOLDEN GUN SHOTS CUZ WEVE UNSANK THE TITANIC AND TAUGHT IT HOW TO FLY!! WARLOCK DRANK LIGHT SABER FUEL AND CAME BACK TO LIFE!? NO NEED TO REPEAT YOURSELF CUZ WE IGNORED YOU THE FIRST TIME JUST FINE. BLINK SHOT GUN!? GOOD LUCK TRYING TO CATCH MICHAEL J FOX WITH A JET PACK!!! HUNTER W BONES? PFFFFT LESBIAN FRANKENSTEIN CALLED AND SHE WANTS HER SHOES BACK!! OH WHATS THAT? YOU CANT HEAR US? CUZ WE SKATED AWAY ALREADY!!! FELLOW TITAN BRO W SHOULDER CHARGE!? TAE KWON DONT CUZ WE KNOW AIR KARATE. DEFENDER TITAN W BUBBLE!? FLY BY HIS TOWER WHILE YOUR FRIENDS RAID THAT DISCO BALL. SUNBREAKER TITAN!? moment of silence....AAAAAND REAL TIME LEFT SWIPE CUZ YOU DEF CANT HIT ANYTHING W THOSE RUBBER MALLETS. STORM CALLER!? NO WORRIES WHILE WE MAKE LIKE A WOMAN DRIVER AND GET LOST! KATNISS TRYING TO SHADE STEP ON YOU? TAKE IT TO THE AIR IN WHATEVER SUBCLASS YOU PLEASE SO THEY CAN TASTE YOUR GAINBROW STRAP ON YOUR TG SO YOU CAN BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE UNIVERSE..AND THEN FLY THREW IT!! Possible side effects include but aren't limited to:[i]motion sickness, spontaneous impregnation, havingzerochill, sexually transmitted crazy mouth, tasting the color magenta[/i]