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Post your spam here

Off topic has been a figurative flood in the past 2 weeks. Post all your spam here and no where else. This includes lennies, find letter spam, chain letters, and even spam in a can spam. I don't care as long as it's out of the other threads.

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  • Opp [spoiler]yeah you know me[/spoiler]

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  • [spoiler]ANOTHER ONE[/spoiler]

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    • Numa Numa

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      • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GTjAdj3yIb8

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      • ldrGOOSIN // ldrSauced

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      • Here's a new gif for the flood to spam around

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        • two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5![/quote]

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          • TWILIGHT GARRISON!!! HAS RNG BLESSED YOU W TG!? CUZ IF IT HAS THEN CONGRATULATIONS CUZ YOU NOW OWN JESUS' LIFE JACKET!!!!! SURE ITS UGLY AND NONE OF YOUR SHADERS WILL MATCH. THEY MIGHT ASK YOU HOW WEIGHT WATCHERS IS GOING OR IF WEVE GOTTEN OUR THYROIDS CHECKED. YOU MIGHT END UP HUMPING RANDOM AREAS OF THE MAP TRYING TO ACTIVATE IT. BUT REST YOUR BREASTS, ADJUST YOUR BUST, DONT HAVE A RACK ATTACK, BECAUSE YOURE NOW A GAY MYTHICAL CREATURE W THE POWER OF FLIGHT!!!!! OFFENSE. DEFENSE. DOESNT MATTER CUZ YOURE HALFWAY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE ALREADY! HUNTER CHASING YOU W HIS FACTORY REJECT DILDOS? BYE!!! WARLOCK JACKED OFF KASPERS PURPLE COUSIN AND GOING TO PLAY HIS SPUNK TRUMPET FOR YOU!? NOPE! GOOD LUCK TRYING TO HIT US W THOSE PROBABLY NOT 4 GOLDEN GUN SHOTS CUZ WEVE UNSANK THE TITANIC AND TAUGHT IT HOW TO FLY!! WARLOCK DRANK LIGHT SABER FUEL AND CAME BACK TO LIFE!? NO NEED TO REPEAT YOURSELF CUZ WE IGNORED YOU THE FIRST TIME JUST FINE. BLINK SHOT GUN!? GOOD LUCK TRYING TO CATCH MICHAEL J FOX WITH A JET PACK!!! HUNTER W BONES? PFFFFT LESBIAN FRANKENSTEIN CALLED AND SHE WANTS HER SHOES BACK!! OH WHATS THAT? YOU CANT HEAR US? CUZ WE SKATED AWAY ALREADY!!! FELLOW TITAN BRO W SHOULDER CHARGE!? TAE KWON DONT CUZ WE KNOW AIR KARATE. DEFENDER TITAN W BUBBLE!? FLY BY HIS TOWER WHILE YOUR FRIENDS RAID THAT DISCO BALL. SUNBREAKER TITAN!? moment of silence....AAAAAND REAL TIME LEFT SWIPE CUZ YOU DEF CANT HIT ANYTHING W THOSE RUBBER MALLETS. STORM CALLER!? NO WORRIES WHILE WE MAKE LIKE A WOMAN DRIVER AND GET LOST! KATNISS TRYING TO SHADE STEP ON YOU? TAKE IT TO THE AIR IN WHATEVER SUBCLASS YOU PLEASE SO THEY CAN TASTE YOUR GAINBROW STRAP ON YOUR TG SO YOU CAN BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE UNIVERSE..AND THEN FLY THREW IT!! Possible side effects include but aren't limited to:[i]motion sickness, spontaneous impregnation, havingzerochill, sexually transmitted crazy mouth, tasting the color magenta[/i]

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            • cool tred

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                  • [url=https://www.bungie.net/es/Forum/Post/192040018/0/0]The Truth...[/url]

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                    • http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/nick-young-confused-face.png

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                    • That Numa Numa guy, ugh

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                      • quote]Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite[/quote]

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                      • What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES

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                      • Stats: Rate of Fire: 23 Impact: 85 Range: 32 Stability: 25 Reload: 30 Magazine: 9[/quote]

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                        • I didn't expect literal spam. I didn't know you people had that much in you.

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                        • two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5![/quote]

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                        • two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5![/quote]

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                        • two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5![/quote]

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                        • two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5![/quote]

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                        • two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5![/quote]

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                        • two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5![/quote]

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                        • two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5![/quote]

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