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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/14/2016 8:36:16 PM
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*Sithis sits in his tree, feeling quite bored*
"I wonder if anyone would want to fight a god..."
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*The heart instantly disappears, and all my wounds quickly close* "Rather rude..." *As I fall back down, I point at you* "Bakudou 79." *eight black holes souround you, and one appears in your chest*
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[b]He explodes. His matter turns into plasma as it flies through the ground to escape the black holes. He morphs back behind you[/b] WELL! [b]He kicks you into your own black hole.[/b] I CANT THINK IF ANYTHING TO SAY! BECAUSE I'M GETTING ANGRY!
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*Teleports behind you* I remember that move made sal use magic. *Yawns, and taps your back quickly, then teleports into the air*
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Who the hell is SAL?! [b]He starts reaching for his back and grabs something if something was put there [/b]
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*you feel nothing but a small needle, which instantly grows when touched, and turns into thw size of a house while still in you* [spoiler]So... did I destroy the dojo with my lazer move? Is this non-canon?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Uhhhhhh[/spoiler] [spoiler]You tell me?[/spoiler] [b]He explodes just like 2008.[/b] [b]...Its...way to quiet....[/b]
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Well... ducks. *Begins flying, and watches where you died* [spoiler]definitely non-cannon. Also, I see you've been playing lots of fallout lately... *looks at xbox*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/18/2016 10:53:50 PM[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [b]Suddenly, tons of light swarms around you. Before going straight inside you. It feels like you swallowed the sun. Before a massive explosion goes off. Sending you everywhere. The deity reforms[/b] Ahhhhhhh. Much better. Now! [b]He pours water everywhere just to make it more difficult for you to reform. And fire.[/b] Guess you can say it's a..."sunny day." Outside!
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*Reforms near instantly, and teleports behind you* "That was quite rude."
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....story of my life! [b]He swings his blade and cuts you in half. He grabs your legs and ties them up. He holds them. No way they are escaping[/b] I guess your not "half" the man you think you are! HA!
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*The legs teleport behind you, and kick your head, then they teleport infront of you and shoot a fire ball at you, finally they decide to go form woth the torso*
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[b]When they form. They realize they are tied up[/b] Whoops! [b]He slashes vertically up your body. Splitting you in two. And he begins chopping you up like sushi. Every time you start to reform he keeps chopping you up. [/b]
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[spoiler]thank me later.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh snap[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you owe me.[/spoiler]
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*A second shadow appears on you, and move up you, devouring all flesh and distracting you while I reform and untie my legs*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/19/2016 12:04:05 AM[b]The deity teleports. And comes back throwing him some fat dude. Before you can Regen he kicks you apart again. But only your arm falls off. [/b] Huh.
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*has already regened* Stop your shit momentarily. *teleports into the air, and begins a small spell*
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[b]He goes and grabs a coffee. And comes back.[/b] Done yet?
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Yeah. *Yawns as a small rock drops*
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[b]He looks down at it.[/b] Huh. What's that for? [b]He sips his coffee[/b]
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*it explodes into a giant black hole that consumes nearly everything if not everything, meanwhile I sit in space eating chicken*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/19/2016 2:46:41 AM[b]He teleports to space.[/b] So....tie then? [b]He floats cross legged as he looks at the destruction. Sipping his coffee[/b]
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Sure. *yawns as everything reverts back to normal.* Also, that was all a illusion. Just to show my magical power.
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Whooooooaaaaaa. Kinda like me on LSD.... What? Who said that? Not me! [b]he walks away to go hit on Mythic[/b]
