It is February 14th 2016, another year to endure.
Forever Alone?
Broken Hearted?
Ultimately Rejected?
Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Tavern, come in grab a stool at the bar, or find a nice cozy corner to drink your heart away atleast until Valentine's Day is over.
I am Atrix the bartender, Don't cause any trouble :D
*Pulls out Shotgun*
http://i.imgur.com/gk1qDyA.jpg
So why don't you sit down and have something to eat or drink.
[b]Food Menu:[/b] [spoiler]
- Apple Pie
- Baked Potato
- Beef Stew
- Cabbage Stew
- Cooked Beef
- Eider Cheese Wedge/Wheel
- Garlic Bread
- Gourd
- Grilled Chicken Breast
- Grilled Leeks
- Horker Stew
- Leg of Goat Roasted
- Pheasant Roasted
- Potato Soup
- Red Apple
- Salmon Steak
- Venison Chop
- Venison Stew[/spoiler]
[b]Drink Menu:[/b] [spoiler]
- Ale
- Alto Wine
- Argonian Ale
- Argonian Bloodwine (Special)
- Ashfire Mead
- Black-Briar Mead
- Black-Briar Reserve
- Cliff-Racer
- Cyrodilic Brandy
- Dragon's Breath Mead
- Emberbrand Wine
- Honningbrew Mead
- Nord Mead [/spoiler]
We only play one song, and one Song only:
http://youtu.be/zLMYcqBmiX8
The JukeBox is broken :/
Suggested songs to get you through day (I picked songs that you may have never heard of): [spoiler]
> Micheal Jackson "You Rock My World"
http://youtu.be/C1kHeeEMe-s
> Luke Friend "Hole in my Heart" (I prefer the NightCore version)
http://youtu.be/4ylOznXIJb4
> "Quiets Theme"
https://youtu.be/RiS1xQoQvKE
> Diver [NightCore]
http://youtu.be/Ah59kVW62-I
> Closer [NightCore]
http://youtu.be/Mp53ib_d4Cs
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[b]~SINGLES ONLY~[/b]
[b]~NO COUPLES~[/b]
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My parents are dead, Elder Lyons and his cute daughter are dead, the Brotherhood abandoned me and my home wasteland and won't even mention me after all I've done for them, how can I possibly get any more lonely right now? [spoiler]I'll take more Ale or Nuka Cola if you have that[/spoiler]