It is February 14th 2016, another year to endure.
Forever Alone?
Broken Hearted?
Ultimately Rejected?
Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Tavern, come in grab a stool at the bar, or find a nice cozy corner to drink your heart away atleast until Valentine's Day is over.
I am Atrix the bartender, Don't cause any trouble :D
*Pulls out Shotgun*
http://i.imgur.com/gk1qDyA.jpg
So why don't you sit down and have something to eat or drink.
[b]Food Menu:[/b] [spoiler]
- Apple Pie
- Baked Potato
- Beef Stew
- Cabbage Stew
- Cooked Beef
- Eider Cheese Wedge/Wheel
- Garlic Bread
- Gourd
- Grilled Chicken Breast
- Grilled Leeks
- Horker Stew
- Leg of Goat Roasted
- Pheasant Roasted
- Potato Soup
- Red Apple
- Salmon Steak
- Venison Chop
- Venison Stew[/spoiler]
[b]Drink Menu:[/b] [spoiler]
- Ale
- Alto Wine
- Argonian Ale
- Argonian Bloodwine (Special)
- Ashfire Mead
- Black-Briar Mead
- Black-Briar Reserve
- Cliff-Racer
- Cyrodilic Brandy
- Dragon's Breath Mead
- Emberbrand Wine
- Honningbrew Mead
- Nord Mead [/spoiler]
We only play one song, and one Song only:
http://youtu.be/zLMYcqBmiX8
The JukeBox is broken :/
Suggested songs to get you through day (I picked songs that you may have never heard of): [spoiler]
> Micheal Jackson "You Rock My World"
http://youtu.be/C1kHeeEMe-s
> Luke Friend "Hole in my Heart" (I prefer the NightCore version)
http://youtu.be/4ylOznXIJb4
> "Quiets Theme"
https://youtu.be/RiS1xQoQvKE
> Diver [NightCore]
http://youtu.be/Ah59kVW62-I
> Closer [NightCore]
http://youtu.be/Mp53ib_d4Cs
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[b]~SINGLES ONLY~[/b]
[b]~NO COUPLES~[/b]
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I'll take extra strong rejection with with some heartbreak and disappointment to go