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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/13/2016 12:22:55 AM
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[b]A very short suit of farmer armor, with no one inside, is at the entrance.[/b]
[i]"THAT IS MY PIG!"[/i]
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Not any more! [spoiler]do I have armor?[/spoiler] You should have been a better owner! Gnawer is mine! [b]shoots the arrow at the clothes[/b]
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[b]The clothes fall, then arise. Seems like physical attack won't do much against this ghost.[/b] [spoiler]Light Leather's.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] [b]puts up my weapons[/b] What's the pig's name?
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[b]That there pig is named Jim, you dumb bastard. What else would you call him? Bartholomew?[/b]
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How about Gnawer? Or bill? You know, I don't really like you. [b]pulls out sword[/b]
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[b]Wait. That was supposed to be in italics.[/b] [i]"You're right you dumb shit."[/i] [b]Dang it. Anyways, the farmer makes a grab for the pig. Or rather, lack of farmer.[/b]
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[b]i left the pig in the temple behind me[/b] [b]as he runs past me I slice him in half with my sword[/b]
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[b]Tge farmer armor is now in two halves. It falls limp. The pig, seeing its owner die by your hand, charges you.[/b]
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[b]grabs it and picks it up[/b]
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[b]The pig tries to bite your arm as you pick it up, leaving a small wound on your forearm.[/b]
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[b]makes the clothes into a satchel and puts the pig in it[/b]
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[b]After some trying, the pig is in the satchel, which breaks after the pig struggles to attack you.[/b]
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Alright you stupid pig. [b]picks it up and takes it in the temple[/b] [b]pulls out sword[/b] Can't have the kid's seeing this
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[b]It struggles.[/b]
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What? Don't want to die?
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[b]It bites your arm again, causing minor bleeding.[/b]
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[b]cuts it's head off[/b]
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[b]Blood seeps from the body, and everything goes black. You awaken next to the portal, with one hand closed in a fist.[/b]
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[spoiler]my hand?[/spoiler]
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[b]Nope, a dismembered one of unknown origin.[/b]
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[spoiler]did I fail again?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You actually won this time, albeit it being an easy ending.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] [b]jumps back in the portal after putting the hand in my bag[/b] [spoiler]time to go to number 1[/spoiler]
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[b]The portal is no longer open, at least for you. you[/b] [spoiler]It's on a cooldown. No going twice in a row. Also, open the hand plox.[/spoiler]
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[b]opens the hand[/b] [spoiler]how long?[/spoiler]
