The best one I have ever heard is as follows:
Hey girl Is there an activation plate in your pants?
Because I think my spire is forming!
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Try to pull something out of Rasputin...
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You look old, can I have your ship? My best pickup line
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I should have a joke here somewhere...[spoiler]But I PHOGOTH it.[/spoiler]
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Wanna hear a joke about ghorn? Never mind, you wouldn't get it
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That one was amazing. This is not a destiny one, exactly, but I was playing crucible and was in a party with a British man. So what happened is that he got killed and started getting tea bagged so I told him "oh is it tea time already?"