This weeks pole! Vote for what you'd like to see more of in the interviews I hunt down for you all each upcoming week! Hello everyone and welcome to the unofficial update rendition of the originals of "Murdiusmaximus" In his absence (Still?) I will be making these to keep you lovely fellows entertained and up to date! This weeks star was surprisingly easy to get... all he asked for was just another tea kettle for some reason. Didn't ask any questions, just went to the city and got it! With no further waiting, I bring to you the words of everyones favorite faction representative that isn't the hottie petra... Arach Jalaal! [b]Arach! It is so good to have you here today, it seems like you're always...ignored..[/b] Thank you Veneficus... It is so good to be here. Out from the shadows of the hangar, sitting near the speakers chambers with a pot of tea, there is nothing more soothing...! Don't you agree? [b]Well...I mean it is nice considering we're in a purgatorial post apocalyptic time with little to no leadership.. So yeah, its nice actually [/b] Ah... I haven't seen the sun shine so bright since I sent our first fleet out to the planet of the space balls... [b]Uh..don't think that's a planet... but anyways arach! Everyone wants to know exactly, how did you come up with the "Dead orbit"?[/b] Ahhh such a tale to be told, with hot jasmine tea in a sunset watching dregs climb over the walls knowing they fall to die a gruesome death.. And please, call me uncle Arach if you will Veneficus. [b]Um... okay? Uncle Arach... My question?[/b] Well you see, it was just after the citys walls were built. Hideo grabbed the humans and brought them to the light of communism, and Lakshmi made quick work of running a "Logic Program" to get the exos on her side about raising a baby dreg cannon to kill all the minions of the darkness with the future war cult. But me? I simply had one small fleet out there, a ketch known as "The Clencher-09". My wife decommissioned her due to the fact that no one was sober enough to drive it... We recruited some of the greatest minds from the reef due to my wifes charisma to create a compact drone to send to the shift...sadly we had no way to launch it.. [b]Wait so you had a way to get people from the reef via space travel but you only created a drone that you couldn't take to the ketch itself...? How does that make any sense..? And baby dregs? Really... are they just made of dynamite..? Because I remember ikora...eh nevermind... So anyways Uncle Iro- I mean Arach, How did you get the drone inside the ship? [/b] Well, me and my wife payed a visit to Amanda holiday, she had this plan to "Shoot that there drone up in the sky to yer ketch" Using a modified mortar cannon and attach it with rockets and mini thrusters... [b]You lost me already... How in the hell did a mini drone fit in a mortar cannon... then get shot out of atmosphere to a ketch roaming in the dead of space...?[/b] Well she said she would fly the mortar out and- [b]Why didn't you just take a ship to the ketch itself?? That's a waste of resources and time![/b] You see, she said "ah cmon! it gunna be fun and edumacational!" [b]Of course... ~Veneficus swigs a flask~ So I take it that it worked then?[/b] Of course, it landed in the docking bay and we controlled it to get to the control panel. We stood in old Georgia to land it, however.. my wife miscalculated the landing coordinates and ended up crushing a third of our supporters including her... tragic loss.. I fell into such a depressing state, that when we got the ketch filled with our supporters to create our organization.. I named our faction in honor of my dead wife... [b]That's terrible!! Why didn't you just land it in the tower?! And really? Your wifes name was "Orbit"?[/b] No, Veneficus... her name was Susan. [b]Then you named half of it over the tragedy...awesome.. But what are your exact intentions in the Dead orbit? [/b] To end starvation in the galaxy by creating "White Awoken Shop" where we can serve aliens and humans tea unlike any others, for a modest price of glimmer and create outposts on every planet using reprogrammed exos as builders and humans for connections...because...look at the traveler veneficus..all it does is float..just float and stare at everyone.. It creeps out the awoken, so we shall leave and ensure out plot for the future stay alives! [b]So basically an outerworld tea shop...awesome...And really? Taking the other races to do all the work for you guys to drink tea..? ~Takes another swig~ Are you a Mobster? Or a store manager? [/b] Both Veneficus.. Both! But...Come now, you can't tell me this tea is so heart rendingly delectable? [b]Oh its good alright.. Well Uncle Arach! I thank you so much for sharing the past, present and goals of the Dead Orbit organization![/b] It is a long time coming Veneficus! And we have so much left to extort and build... We will never give up! [b]That's Mobster spirit! Anyways Arach, if you could change one thing in destiny to make it better what would it be? [/b] To have more tea bags of course for amazing evenings like this... [b]Best bet is the crucible.. Anyways Arach! Thank you for talking with me and I wish you the best of luck with your...crusade? God I need more whiskey...[/b] And there you have it folks! The words of the wise, Ambitious... and...uh.. Leader? of the Beloved Non-red painted goth enclave! The Dead Orbit! This week, we have only a few topics to bring into attention. One being that the crimson days bromance for sweaty try hard 19 year olds to yell and throw grenades in is finally here! Experience a 2 person Trials of Osiris rendition that totally rewards you with the best of the best gear including... Ghost shells that question racism and the diversity for female gamers, Emblems that...somehow look Valentine related? And shaders that look similarly close to the ones eva sells...every...single...day... Also on the topic board is something everyone, and I do mean everyone has been waiting for! More. Content! (Non-cut?) But it has been said there will e a light increase...like the expansions before. More gear, weapons and challenges that will make all of this years torturingly gained gear completely obsolete, and make valus mau'ual and the Shank of everyones nightmares seem like childs play. Also We learn that bungie is working on yet, a destiny sequel. Which seems like playability to players, Work for bungie, and wallets to be thrown for activi$ion. No news is expected for this rather than teasers, but lets just hope they don't show 12 zones...and only have 5 explorable! Thank you everyone for reading this weeks update and heres to hoping you get everything you need out of the one week only Crimson days(?) Event, gain some Strange coins that we all think Xur eats to stay alive and hope that you're run to the light house in mercury hold you the sweetest of loot! Veneficus Out!