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2/2/2016 6:01:55 PM
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Update Bling

Since it's been revealed that we'll soon be able to purchase the Hotline Bling dance move in the game, I figured the song should be modified in the spirit of Destiny. I christen thee, Update Bling: I used to play you on my, I used to, I used to Yeah I used to play you on my console... late night when you need my love, Play you on my console... late night when you need my love, I know when that update bling, That can only mean one thing, I know when that update bling, That can only mean one thing, Ever since you nerfed the city you... Got a reputation for yourself now, All my old exotics feelin' left out, Nightfall drops have got me feelin' stressed out, 'Cause ever since you nerfed the city you... Started doing less and sellin' out more, Chargin' for new moves out on the dance floor, Crucible's got bugs I've never seen before... I used to play you on my console... late night when you need my love, Play you on my console... late night when you need my love, I know when that update bling, That can only mean one thing, I know when that update bling, That can only mean one thing, Ever since you nerfed the city you, you, you... Me and DeeJ we just don't get along, You make me feel like I did you wrong, Dead bodies floating where they don't belong, Ever since you nerfed the city you... You gave us shit we never asked for, Running out of patience with your ass more, Crucible's got bugs I've never seen before... I used to play you on my console... late night when you need my love, Play you on my console... late night when you need my love, I know when that update bling, That can only mean one thing, I know when that update bling, That can only mean one thing, These days, all I do is Wonder why you bendin' over backwards for someone else, Wonder if you're rollin' in your cashloads with someone else, Doing things they taught you, gettin' nasty for someone else, You don't need no one else, You don't need nobody else, no... Leave Activision alone, Bungie's reputation gettin' low, Used to play Halo, was a good game, You was in the zone, yeah, You should just be yourself, Right now, you're someone else, I used to play you on my console... late night when you need my love, Play you on my console... late night when you need my love, I know when that update bling, That can only mean one thing, I know when that update bling, That can only mean one thing, Ever since you nerfed the city... *does Hotline Bling dance as the beat plays out*

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